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1. smarterthanthou
   posted a quote
   October 25, 2012 7:00pm UTC
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   Witty has changed
   all the quotes are about cutting, depression, or bullying.
   I realize you have problems, but this website is for funny, witty, and cute quotes.
   This isn't what Steve created it for
   ♥
   nmf
   
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2. smarterthanthou
   posted a quote
   October 22, 2012 11:54am UTC
   Brother: Hey, Muna, what's the difference between a white girl and a black girl ?
   Me: *sigh* What?
   Brother: When a black girl asks you if her butt looks big, you say "Hell yeah!"
   Ladies and gentleman, my 10-year old brother.
   nmq
   
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3. smarterthanthou
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   October 20, 2012 3:43pm UTC
   When two guys have the same outfit on: Lookin' good, bro !
   When two girls have the same outfit: B*tch stole my outfit
   When a guy and a girl have the same outfit: Well .... this is awkward.
   nmf
   
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4. smarterthanthou
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   October 20, 2012 2:52pm UTC
   "I love the sound of my alarm clock!"
   said no one ever
   
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5. smarterthanthou
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   October 17, 2012 6:27pm UTC
   If a kiss was a raindrop I'd send you a shower
   If a hug was a second I'd send you an hour
   If a smile was water
   I'd send you the sea
   If you needed love
   I'd send you me.
   ♥♥♥
   nmq nmf
   
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6. smarterthanthou
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   October 13, 2012 10:56pm UTC
   Lets be something more than friends
   What, best friends ?? :)
   No x_x i mean something more than that
   Mega best friends ?! :D
   YOU JUST GOT FRIEND-ZONED
   -nmf-
   
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7. smarterthanthou
   posted a quote
   October 13, 2012 10:49pm UTC
   my life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes
   
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8. smarterthanthou
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   October 13, 2012 10:44pm UTC
   my motto is “if it takes more than 5 minutes to cook i’d rather starve”
   
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9. smarterthanthou
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   October 10, 2012 6:46pm UTC
   Today is my 16th birthday;
   Since I didn't get any presents .... I'd love 16 faves for my sweet sixteen :)
   ♥
   Thanks, you guys :)
   
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10. smarterthanthou
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    September 29, 2012 3:00pm UTC
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    a change in the weather
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11. smarterthanthou
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 2:44pm UTC
    H a k u n a M a t a t a
    It means no worries, for the rest of your days.
    nmf
    
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12. smarterthanthou
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 2:33pm UTC
    when your friend gives you a cookie: Aw, thanks!
    When your best friend gives you a cookie: What did you do to it?
    nmf
    
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13. smarterthanthou
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    September 29, 2012 2:29pm UTC
    what if Oprah was your mom:
    me: hi mom good morning
    Oprah: hi sweety I made you breakfast!
    me: oh thanks mom where is i--
    Oprah: LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIR!!!!!!!
    
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14. smarterthanthou
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    September 29, 2012 2:18pm UTC
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15. smarterthanthou
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    September 28, 2012 10:57pm UTC
    “Don’t eat raw cookie dough” is the food equivalent to “Please read the Terms and Conditions.” 
    
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16. smarterthanthou
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    September 28, 2012 10:49pm UTC
    You've got something on your butt ...... my eyes
    
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17. smarterthanthou
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    September 28, 2012 10:19pm UTC
    what if you hit your alarm clock one morning and it hits you back
    
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18. smarterthanthou
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    September 28, 2012 10:13pm UTC
    You're douchier than a douche bag
    You're a douche satchel
    nmf
    
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19. smarterthanthou
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    September 28, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    Before shaving my legs: i don’t want to no they’re not that prickly ITS FINE I’LL JUST WEAR SWEAT PANTS FOREVER NOBODY WILL TOUCH MY LEGS ANYWAY
    After shaving my legs: praise jesus i am such a sexual creature everyone should be stroking my legs why didn’t i do this earlier
    
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20. smarterthanthou
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    September 28, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    Sister: Do you know how many calories are in that?
    Me: Do you know how many f*cks I give?
    
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