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ilovepenguins46
posted a quote
October 26, 2012 8:27pm UTC

That moment whenever
you pour a bowl of cereal, then realize theres no milk. So you just
sit there, staring, and wondering why bad things happen to good people.

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JustMeh
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 1:51pm UTC

apparently, Twilight is "so popular"
because teenagers can relate to it.
oh yeah, i remember that time
when i was a
vampire

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伤*
posted a quote
October 22, 2012 1:54pm UTC

I miss them
I miss the twitcams
I miss harry's confusing tweets
I miss liam's updats
I miss zayn's laugh
I miss louis' antics
I miss kevin
I miss zayn saying vas happenin
I miss the energy juice
I miss the video diaries
I miss the old one direction
I miss louis
I miss Harry
I miss Niall
I miss Liam
I miss Zayn
(OneDirection)

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N30NC4T
posted a quote
October 26, 2012 8:32pm UTC

Sl.ut: I'm gonna get 10 times as many guys that you're gonna get!
Me: *Starts rolling on floor laughing*
Sl.ut: What's so funny?
Me: 10 x 0 = 0
nmq

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 22, 2012 7:18pm UTC

if a telemarketer ever calls,
hand the phone to a 3 year old and tell them it's Santa.

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Eli22b
posted a quote
October 25, 2012 4:22pm UTC

Then: Isn't she lovely? Isn't she wonderful? Isnt she precious?
Now: Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby? here we go.
And that lady's and gentlemen, is the evolution of music.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
October 23, 2012 10:26pm UTC

instead of staring at google
WHEN YOUR PARENTS ARE LOOKING OVER YOUR SHOULDER,
open this link: www.essaytyper.com
you're welcome xoxo

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Raining_Sunshine
posted a quote
October 26, 2012 9:00pm UTC

So today in class,
This hot guy picked up a piece of my hair and started singing,
"Soft kitty,
Warm kitty,
Little ball of fur.
Happy kitty,
Sleepy kitty,
Purr, purr, purr."
And I was just sitting there like,
"Lol, wtf is going on right now."

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 1:41pm UTC

click to see this quote

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 22, 2012 5:53pm UTC

things that make me fall asleep real fast:
- when someone hums quietly.
- when my hair gets played with.
- when someone whispers a story to me.
- when someone traces my skin.
- chloroform.
#thatescalatedquickly

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FallenAngel*
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 1:56pm UTC

Student: can i go to the toilet?
Teacher: I dont know, can u go to the toilet?
Student: When i was using can, i was using it in secondary form, as a verbal modifier, asking for permission as opposed to expressing an ability. i thought as u were teacher u might know this. i was wrong. my bad. may i go to the toilet?
Teacher:............
Student: LIKE A BOSS!

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itsamadworld
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 6:32pm UTC

I’m just waiting for the kidz bop cover of gangnam style.
HEYYYYYYYYYYY HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 12:06am UTC

Literally, half the people in the world don't know what The A-Team is about
and sing it like it's a happy song

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honeybooboochild
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 9:07am UTC

Reasons to date me:
1.
2.
3.
4.
5. please

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wishicouldfindyou
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 8:33pm UTC

First: Go on google
Second: type in 'Define: Gigabyte'
Third: click the speaker next to the definition
Trust me on this one.
tumblr

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 5:15pm UTC

*Watching diving with my dad*
Dad: You know, Tom Daley is almost as popular as One Direction.
Me: Uh huh.
Dad: He's so popular he could probably join!
Me: Well, he's hot enough to!
Dad:
Me:
Dad:
Me: Yeah, I like diving too..

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CalmDownCurly
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 6:15pm UTC

Me on Witty, reading and faveing quotes*
Me:
Me:
Me:*comes across hilarious, inappropriate quote*
Me: That's awesome...
Mum: *Looking a screen over my shoulder* Yes, it was.
Me: AHHGGG! *Falls off chair*
Me: How long have you been here?!
Mum: Long enough.
TRUE STORY

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AwesomeUsername
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 7:06pm UTC

□ single
□ taken
√ mentally dating either a fictional character, or a celebrity

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beautifulchicka15
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 3:14pm UTC

If you cry over someone,
then your friends can't date him.
It can't even be considered. -Taylor swift

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AwesomeUsername
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 9:06pm UTC

My guy friend almost got into a fight at Wal-Mart 'cause this kid thought he was funny in front of his friends:
Kid: Nice V-neck. Looks like my sister's.
My friend: Oh, I'm sorry. Must've put on the wrong shirt after I f/cked her.

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