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BlazingDawn
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April 13, 2012 8:12pm UTC

That awkward moment
When you press a button on a toy in a store and then you can't get it to shut up

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yourcool
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April 13, 2012 8:26pm UTC

When you don't have a good signal on your phone
and you go all lion king on it.

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TheBrighterSide12
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 5:51pm UTC

Life Would Be Perfect If:
<3 Sweatpants were always sexy
Junkfood was healthy
Nothing was regrettable;)
Mondays were FUN
??Guys weren't confusing??
Drama didn't exist
Goodbyes were only meant until tomorrow
Wishes came true
nmq

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marcifox
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March 1, 2012 7:30pm UTC

#2
nutella.
{thelittlethingsgirlslove}
marcifox|witty

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Julial113
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 7:31pm UTC

Hey I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But heres my number,
So call me maybe?

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YOLO12
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March 1, 2012 7:31pm UTC

THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER.

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farrahfernendez1
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March 1, 2012 7:26pm UTC

When you're stressed, you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate, and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts !!

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marcifox
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March 1, 2012 7:26pm UTC

#1.
messy buns.
{thelittlethingsgirlslove}
marcifox|witty

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FullofWit
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 7:28pm UTC

SUPER EXCITED FOR PLATYPUS DAY>[- ]#
MARCH THIRD

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secretgirl12467
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 7:28pm UTC

We sing in eachothers faces.
We call eachother names.
We tell eachother how much we cant stand us.
and thats exactly what makes us :)
BEST FRIENDS!
Format by Sandrasaurus

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farrahfernendez1
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March 1, 2012 7:29pm UTC

Today i went on thesaurus.com & searched "ninjas". The computer told me " Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Abbi521
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 4:13pm UTC

In movies
when they wake up in the morning, they all look beautiful but
when I wake up I look like a dead bug.

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truequotes
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 4:14pm UTC

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heart break.. |one|
When your crush has a crush on your bestfriend.♥
comment for a series?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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AustinH
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 4:30pm UTC

I really wish
they had phones in heaven,
so you could talk to the people you miss.
♥

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jenjen1615
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 4:59pm UTC

Can you believe after all that crap, their still together!?
wait, who?
My buttcheecks ;)
AHAHA that just made my day
my friend is so stupid but so funny

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caitlinr424
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February 28, 2012 4:45pm UTC

When I was younger I couldn’t wait to be older.
BUT THIS ISN’T WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR.

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