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  1. BlazingDawn BlazingDawn
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 8:12pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    When you press a button on a toy in a store and then you can't get it to shut up

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    When you don't have a good signal on your phone
    and you go all lion king on it.

  3. TheBrighterSide12 TheBrighterSide12
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 5:51pm UTC
    Life Would Be Perfect If:
    <3 Sweatpants were always sexy
    Junkfood was healthy
    Nothing was regrettable;)
    Mondays were FUN
    ??Guys weren't confusing??
    Drama didn't exist
    Goodbyes were only meant until tomorrow
    Wishes came true
    nmq

  4. marcifox marcifox
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 7:30pm UTC
    #2
    nutella.
    {thelittlethingsgirlslove}
    marcifox|witty

  5. Julial113 Julial113
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 7:31pm UTC
    Hey I just met you,
    And this is crazy,
    But heres my number,
    So call me maybe?

  6. YOLO12 YOLO12
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 7:31pm UTC
    THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER.

  7. farrahfernendez1 farrahfernendez1
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    When you're stressed, you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate, and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts !!

  8. marcifox marcifox
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    #1.
    messy buns.
    {thelittlethingsgirlslove}
    marcifox|witty

  9. FullofWit FullofWit
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    SUPER EXCITED FOR PLATYPUS DAY>[- ]#
    MARCH THIRD

  10. secretgirl12467 secretgirl12467
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    We sing in eachothers faces.
    We call eachother names.
    We tell eachother how much we cant stand us.
    and thats exactly what makes us :)
    BEST FRIENDS!
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  11. farrahfernendez1 farrahfernendez1
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    Today i went on thesaurus.com & searched "ninjas". The computer told me " Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. Abbi521 Abbi521
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    In movies
    when they wake up in the morning, they all look beautiful but
    when I wake up I look like a dead bug.

  14. truequotes truequotes
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    .
    heart break.. |one|
    When your crush has a crush on your bestfriend.♥
    comment for a series?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 4:30pm UTC
    I really wish
    they had phones in heaven,
    so you could talk to the people you miss.

  17. jenjen1615 jenjen1615
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    Can you believe after all that crap, their still together!?
    wait, who?
    My buttcheecks ;)
    AHAHA that just made my day
    my friend is so stupid but so funny

  18. caitlinr424 caitlinr424
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 4:45pm UTC
    When I was younger I couldn’t wait to be older.
    BUT THIS ISN’T WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR.

:)

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