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ilove82
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July 20, 2012 1:47am UTC

Making posters your height so that you cam kiss them <3

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ilove82
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 1:47pm UTC

* Start of the School Year*
Most people: Omg I have the cutest first day of school outfit ever!
Me: Crap! Another freaking school year full of directionators...

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lovebeinghyper
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August 3, 2012 4:26pm UTC

me: *being a dumb blond*
mom: You're as sharp as a spoon!
me:
mom:
me:
mom:
me: ..But spoons aren't sharp..
mom: Are you really my child?
me: Hey! -_-

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behindthissmilexx
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August 3, 2012 10:59pm UTC

I was at McDonald's when I saw some chuby chick making fun of a disabled kid
Me: you know it's not right to make fun of somone for that it could happen to any of us
Girl: God gave me a mouth to Speek and I'm going to use it
me: well god gave you a mouth to eat too,but looks like you have abused that privilege.
Girl: -speechless-
Me: oh and you might want to wipe that katchup off your chin
Girl: -goes to wipe chin-
Me: no,your other chin
Nmq

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italiangirl3
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 7:28pm UTC

Me: Will you ever love another girl?
Boy: Yes.
Me: Oh.... :'(
Boy: And she will call you mom
Me: But what if I have a son and not a daughter?
Boy:
Me:
Boy:
Me:
Boy: This is why no one likes you

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Kailey♥*
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 7:38pm UTC

I may look calm but
I just killed you 6 times in my head.
nmq - format credit to YourBeautifulWhenYouSmile

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伤*
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 9:35am UTC

"I don't want you to love me
if you don't wanna
love me for me."
- Cher Lloyd ♥
format credit to OneDirection

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sassysweetheart48
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 8:09pm UTC

Cutest conversation ever with my four year old niece Sadie, while shopping.
Sadie: What are you buying all this stuff for?
me: For college, honey.
Sadie: Why is college far away?
me: I don't know, sweetie.
Sadie: do you have a bed there?
me: Yes i do.
Sadie: do you have a cubby?
me: a what?
Sadie: A cubby! To put your stuff in so the big kids don't take it!
me: I have something like that.
Sadie: Good! And don't forget your night light and teddy bear so you will be safe.
She knows so much <3

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 11:15am UTC

I like when a guy cries,
because it shows me that he cares and that he trusts me enough to be himself around me.

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xsophx22
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 12:06pm UTC

Advice: Don't let Louis Tomlinson stand behind you while you're ordering fast food.. He will pants you.

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Belieber97
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 11:39pm UTC

So he's not the brightest crayon in the box...
He's still my favorite color.

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 12:51pm UTC

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ThatsJustLifee
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 7:08pm UTC

I hate when I'm trying on a belt and one hole is too tight, but when I move back 1 its too loose.

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Princess B-tch*
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 1:37pm UTC

SO TODAY MY CAT
Wanted me to pet her, but I was on my laptop. She just
so happened to step on my keyboard, right on the button
that shut off my wifi. coincidence?
I think not.

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