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August 28, 2010 2:09pm UTC

TEN MORE LIES THEY TELL YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL
1. You will use algebra in your adult lives.
2. Driving to school is a privilege that can be taken away.
3. Students must stay on campus during lunch.
4. The new text books will arrive any day now.
5. Colleges care more about you than your SAT scores.
6. We are enforcing the dress code.
7. We will figure out how to turn off the heat soon.
8. Our bus drivers are highly trained professionals.
9. There is nothing wrong with summer school.
10. We want to hear what you have to say."
-Speak

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August 28, 2010 2:01pm UTC

"THE FIRST TEN LIES THEY TELL YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL
1. We are here to help you.
2. You will have time to get to your class before the bell rings.
3. The dress code will be enforced.
4. No smoking is allowed on school grounds.
5. Our football team will win the championship this year.
6. We expect more of you here.
7. Guidance counselors are always available to listen.
8. Your schedule was created with you in mind.
9. Your locker combination is private.
10. These will be the years you look back on fondly.
- Speak

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August 25, 2010 12:48pm UTC

A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the doctor looked down her ears with an otoscope, he asked, "Do you think I'll find Big Bird in here?" The little girl stayed silent. Next, the doctor took a tongue depressor and looked down her throat. He asked, "Do you think I'll find the Cookie Monster down there?" Again, the little girl was silent. Then the doctor put a stethoscope to her chest. As he listened to her heart beat, he asked, "Do you think I'll hear Barney in there?" "Oh, no!" the little girl replied. "Jesus is in my heart. Barney's on my underpants."

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August 24, 2010 5:56pm UTC

Today at my school our teacher asked us were we wanted to go on a field trip one girl said build-a-bear workshop then another girl shouted build-a-bra
MLIA

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gossipgirl019
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August 24, 2010 5:45pm UTC

I dismiss you not the bell
- Every teacher in the world

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August 24, 2010 5:43pm UTC

How am i supposed to explain 2 my mother that i need the covers to protect me from the monsters?

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gossipgirl019
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August 20, 2010 4:09pm UTC

Have u ever noticed that most of the hot sweet guys are gay?
Ragan from Big Brother
Adam Lambert
Jonthan Groff
rupert everett

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gossipgirl019
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August 20, 2010 1:44pm UTC

What I Learned From T.V #1
if your name is not Sam or Dean do not go into a haunted house

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gossipgirl019
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August 14, 2010 6:45pm UTC

Not-so Great Expectations
what i expect of the world
#5
It is called Summer 4 a reason i don't want 2 hear the word homework, i don't want 2 think about homework and i certainly don't want 2 go 2 a summer camp where i'm expected 2 do homework

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August 14, 2010 6:31pm UTC

Not-so Great Expectations
what i expect of the world
#4
Don't tell me to look it up i asked u wat it meant if i wanted 2 look it up i would hav done that in the first place

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August 14, 2010 6:27pm UTC

Not-so Great Expectations
what i expect of the world
#3
i answered your question don't ask me why when i've already answered your freakin' question

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August 14, 2010 6:22pm UTC

Not-so Great Expectations
what i expect of the world
#2
i am a pedestrian u r in a car u wait on me 2 cross the street not the other way around

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August 14, 2010 6:19pm UTC

Not-so Great Expectations
what i expect of the world
#1
i hav earphones in my ear i am listening to music do not try and start a conversation with me.

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gossipgirl019
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August 11, 2010 6:11pm UTC

Has any1 else gone 2 page 1500 and found nothing there?

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gossipgirl019
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August 11, 2010 3:17pm UTC

O.K who told Miley Cyrus that she was an ordinary girl?

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gossipgirl019
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August 10, 2010 5:09pm UTC

When i first saw lol j.k i thought wat a clever way to say just kidding
LOL j.k
i thought what does Ms.Rowling hav 2 do with this

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gossipgirl019
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August 10, 2010 4:14pm UTC

Why does everyone always think we're the black eyed peas?

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gossipgirl019
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August 9, 2010 6:19pm UTC

When u think u can't do something consider this......
J.K Rowling the 2nd richest women in america was living on welfare when she sold her 1st harry potter book 4 a mere 3,000 dollars

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gossipgirl019
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August 9, 2010 5:49pm UTC

Witty is my friend and just told me 2 slow down

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August 8, 2010 2:28pm UTC

I can go to funerals and not shed a tear but when the preview of Charlie St. Cloud comes on i weep like a baby

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