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notyouraverageteenagegirl
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 9:18pm UTC

worst feeling in
the world:
when he likes
someone else.
format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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neonbubbles
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 4:15pm UTC

What if your webcam was on
right now and broadcasting in
times square?

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 8:26pm UTC

Ever since
I found Witty
&+
One Direction
My grades went in One Direction
and it wasn't up

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horsegirl95
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 9:33pm UTC

Think of a number. Double it. Add six. Half it. Take away the number you started with. Your answer is three. Your Mind=Blown

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mariemoshi
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 2:18pm UTC

For each fave I get, I'll throw a
jellybean at my brother ;)))
~Hopefully that will be alot....

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XoXoCovey152XoXo
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 9:19pm UTC

My thoughts during school
me:damn he fine
me: my teacher was drunk when they got dressed this morning
me: homework?.. sh*t i knew i forgot to do something
me: whens lunch
me: her outfit is better than mine
me: dont talk to me little b*tch ill kick your as*
me: jk im weak as f*ck.. but i still dont like you
me: its tuesday!? wow i hate all of you
me: WHY DON'T YOU COMPLETE NUMBERS 1-5 AND TELL ME WHEN YOU'RE DONE B*TCH
me: dude, i don't want to fight you, i just need a pencil
me: lol, chemistry.. I thought I was in english..
me: i wonder what everyone would do if i jumped out the window
me: if this girl doesn't stfu in 5 seconds i swear to god ill pull the fire alarm
me: OMF he just looked at me. i knew i always liked this class
me: 'hey i just met you and'... oh f*ck, not again
me: hey creeper on the other side of the room, yeah you, i can see you staring at me idiot
me: dammit everyones raising their hands except me.. *nonchalantly raises hand*
me: Can't wait for this weekend.. lol jk i have no friends
me: THE BELL!? Dear jesus thank you now i can get the f*ck outta this motherf-- *a bunch of fat girls start slowly walking in front of me*
me: yeah well fml

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Amazingthoughts668
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 6:47pm UTC

Me
I was eating oreos and I was dunking it in milk and the cookie broke and sunk to the bottom so now i'm just staring at the glass and wondering why bad things happen to good people.
Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
nmq/nmf :)

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MarshMellowMcMuffin
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 8:17pm UTC

Seeing him talk to another girl..
Heart, meet devistation.
Format by twilightgirl995

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xoshaay16
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 1:42pm UTC

I think..
"will you be my girlfriend?
is a lot cuter than
"will you go out with me?"

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AmeliaSparkles
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 1:16pm UTC

When your name pops up in a math problem and everyone stares
And your like...
"WELL IT'S NOT ACTUALLY ME IS IT!"
Thanks sir...

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Unicornsarepretty
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 8:28pm UTC

You have the best texting convo with a person...
then you dont say a word at school...

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ConverseLover
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 4:58pm UTC

"Never say goodbye. Because saying goodbye means going away and going away means forgetting."
~Peter Pan

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iamkenzie97
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 2:47pm UTC

That awkward moment when:
you think your crush is staring at you, but he's actually staring at the girl behind you.

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The_Witty_Therapist
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 4:17pm UTC

I'm not pretty enough for him
But she is.
I'm not skinny enough for him
But she is.
I'm not funny enough for him.
But she is.
I'm not good enough f or him
But she is.
I would give anything to be her
and yet she has no idea how lucky she is, because she has everything I want.

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SelenaHolden
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 3:07pm UTC

Fave it your first name has an 'E' In it!
<3
format by AlNicholas

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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nellgurl
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 5:17pm UTC

Format by Sandrasaurus
And while you think you are the ugliest person on earth ,
theres that one person who dies a little inside over how beuatiful you trully are all the time . ♥
- stay beutiful

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starbright14
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 4:53pm UTC

Dear Naked Man,
How the hell do you breath through that little thing?
Sincerly, Elephant

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theonethatgotawayxo
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 2:23pm UTC

There's something about you,
I swear.
I have no idea what it is.
But it makes me go absolutely,
crazy.♥

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SummerAirAndLovelyHair
posted a quote
April 22, 2012 2:23pm UTC

Mom: what are you laughing at?
Me : the internet.
Mom : can I see?
Me : no.

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