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  1. ghandie13 ghandie13
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2010 8:03pm UTC
    -Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready.
    -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever.
    -Kiss on the Ear; Your my everything.
    -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends.
    -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you.
    -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together.
    -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you.
    -Kiss on the Lips; I like you.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    What the gesture means...
    -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other.
    -Slap on the Butt; That's mine.
    -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go.
    -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you.
    -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me.
    -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go.
    ~Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    Advice;
    Don't ask for a kiss, take one.
    If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
    you're definitely in Love.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    Requirements;
    Post this again after reading!!
    Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
    and can't get them out of your head
    then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are
    missing will surprise you.

  2. ghandie13 ghandie13
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2010 6:34pm UTC
    Name 10 guy friends
    1. daniel
    2. nick
    3. ben
    4. steven
    5. stephen
    6. dyllon
    7. joey
    8. pearce
    9. drew
    10.shanee
    Party with 1 or 7?
    7
    Marry 2 or 6?
    6
    Kill 3 or 8?
    8
    Date 9 or 10?
    10
    Make out with 4 or 7?
    7
    Cuddle with 6 or 8?
    6
    Have kids with 4 or 5?
    5
    Live with 1 or 9?
    1
    Be stuck on an island with 2 or 5?
    2
    Trade lives with 8 or 10?
    10
    Wake up next to 4 or 9?
    neither
    Eyes?
    8
    Smile?
    10
    Face?
    7
    Body?
    5
    Abs?
    5
    Butt?
    6
    Style?
    9
    A Few More Questions..
    Has 3 ever hurt you?
    nope
    Have you ever hurt 4?
    i dont think so
    Who's the funniest?
    8
    Can you beat up 8?
    maybe
    When is the last time you saw 9?
    wednesday? the last day before break
    Who's the smartest?
    1 or 4
    How long have you known 2?
    for 3 yrs...seems like longer
    What would you do if 1 and 6 started dating?
    i'd be pretttty creeped out
    Who is 5 dating/crushing on?
    im not sure
    Does 7 smell good?
    YAH!
    Who will you still be talking to in 15 yearrs?
    hopefully ALL OF THEM

  3. ghandie13 ghandie13
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2010 6:22pm UTC
    1. THE PERSON WHO SITS TO YOUR RIGHT IN SCIENCE.
    - What is their name? Noah
    - Are you friends with this person? not totally
    -Do you talk in this class? only once in a while
    - Is this person your worst enemy? naah
    2. THE PERSON WHO SITS IN BACK OF YOU IN MATH.
    -What is their name? no one
    - Are they smart? no one
    3. THE PERSON WHO YOU TALK TO MOST IN HISTORY.
    - What is his/her name? Mitchel
    - Are they funny? yes
    - Are they your best friend? nawt best. but he's my friend
    - Do you play the same sport? nope
    4. THE PERSON WHO SITS BESIDE YOU IN ENGLISH.
    - What’ their name? Maddie
    - Are they funny? YESS
    - Annoying? nah
    5. ONE PERSON WHO SITS BY YOU AT LUNCH.
    - What is their name? Kaela
    - Can you talk to them about just anything? OMG YES
    - They your best friend? yes one of my best friends
    6. RANDOM QUESTIONS.
    -In a relationship? yes, but not for long i dont think
    -Who are your best friends? madds, katie, kaela, courtney, jess, nick, daniel,
    -One thing you want most? to go to florida and stay with my aunt and uncle
    -Your hair color? brown
    -Favorite class? umm art/religion
    -Favorite teacher? Mrs. Tharp/Miss. Mahony
    -Have a lot of people changed or do they act differently? Yess
    -Was there a lot of drama this year? not tooo mcuh, but some
    -Make any friends? yess
    -Lose any friends? yes

  4. ghandie13 ghandie13
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2010 6:11pm UTC
    an you name 13 people off the top of your head?
    1. madds
    2. jess
    3. nick
    4. daniel
    5. catherine
    6. kyla
    7. ben
    8. katie
    9. court
    10. ash
    11. joey
    12. kae
    13.corrine
    How did you meet 10?
    school/friends
    Have you ever seen 4 cry?
    noo
    Would 11 and 2 make a good couple?
    no cause 11 is my age and 2 is 2 yrs younger/nothing in common
    Are you good friends with 13?
    not so mcuh anymore, but kinda
    Do you think 5 is cute?
    im not a lesbo, but for a guy for shure
    Something about 1..?
    she has the bestttt handwritting ever
    How did you meet 12?
    schoool
    Whats 7s fav color?
    uuhhm im not sure
    What would you do if 6 confessed that they like you?
    be kinda freaked
    Fact about 9?
    she's quite till you get to know her
    Would you ever live with 4?
    uhhhh i dont think so
    Is 2 single?
    yess
    Where does 7 live?
    idk
    What do you think about 2?
    i think that she's my cousin, and that she's pretttyyy amazing
    Whats the worst thing about 5?
    hmmmm i cant think of anything. i ♥ her as a sisterrr
    Whos 11 going out with?
    who can be sure.....i think he's single though :)
    What do you think about 3?
    he's nice. dosent have THAT many friends, but he's really loyal. He puts up with allot and yeah

  5. ghandie13 ghandie13
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2010 12:51pm UTC
    crazy1 86: hey baby!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???
    crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???
    crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
    crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.
    crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.
    crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
    crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight....
    h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
    crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you...
    crazy1 86 had signed off.
    The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.
    Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.
    Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
    PART 2
    Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.
    One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.
    h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!
    2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?
    h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.
    2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
    2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
    h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
    h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.
    h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
    2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.
    h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
    h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
    The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"
    - LISA SMITH
    This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you!

  6. ghandie13 ghandie13
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2010 1:07pm UTC
    My Crush♥
    Say your crushes name
    six times.
    Now close your eyes and make a wish about them.
    Decide what's more important, love,or 10 milliondollars.
    Now make one last wish, the love, or the money.
    Repost this in 60 seconds with the subject "My Crush" and you'll get an unexpected talk from your crush
    DON'T screw it up!!!!

  7. ghandie13 ghandie13
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2010 10:08pm UTC
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  8. ghandie13 ghandie13
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2010 9:18pm UTC
    ♥HOW GUYS FLIRT♥:
    - He stares at you a lot
    - He hits you a lot(playfully)
    - He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
    - He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
    - He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone
    - He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
    - His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
    - You hung up on him. He called you back
    - You where invited by him to a group outin
    - He called you to talk about nothing at all.
    - He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
    - He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
    - He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
    - He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.
    Now make a wish. > >>
    > >>
    > >>
    > >> ♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥
    > >>
    > >>
    > >> ♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥
    > >>
    > >>
    Ok stop!!
    Your wish will come true if you repost this
    If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out
    or you will lose the one you love!
    Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days. Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days. Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day

  9. ghandie13 ghandie13
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2010 12:39am UTC
    Test Your Tongue!!!
    find the 3 and get a kiss tomorrow
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSS3SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    *find the B! DON'T skip or ur wish wont come true...
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    *Once youve found the "b" Find The Mistake
    ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYNZ
    Once You've Found The Mistake Find the 1
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII1III
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    Once you found the 1. Find the 6
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999699999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    once you've found the 6... Find the N (it's hard!!)
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMNMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    once you've found the N... Find the Q...
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    Find the i
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllilllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllI
    now, make 2 wishes!
    *~*they will come true!!!!!! *~*
    As soon as u made ur two wishes repost this as "test ur tongue" ;)
    if u don't ur wishes wont come true! :(
    And write your wish's at the bottom.

  10. ghandie13 ghandie13
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2010 11:56am UTC
    This is beautiful! Try not to cry ..
    Sally jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?"
    The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it."
    Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?"
    The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university."
    Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair.
    "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked.
    Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. "I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom." She went on, "My Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could."
    Sally walked out of Children's mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car. The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son's room. She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep.
    It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed was a folded letter. The letter said:
    "Dear Mom, I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say I LOVE YOU. I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know. Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD! And guess what, Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important. That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good-bye and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him 'Where was He when I needed him?' "God said He was in the same place with me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is with all His children.
    Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have to give God His pen back now. He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm, sure the food will be great.
    Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore. The cancer is all gone. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?
    Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.
    (Let's see Satan stop this one.) Take 60-seconds and repost this, within the hour, you will have caused a multitude of believers to pray to God for each other. Then sit back and feel the Holy Spirit work in your life for doing what you know God loves
    "When you're down to nothing, God is up to something.?
    REPOST THIS, it's not just an ordinary chain letter ...

  11. ghandie13 ghandie13
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2010 9:59pm UTC
    Why Boys Go Out With Girls...
    Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you. But, if you break this chain no one will like you, or ask you out again for 5 years.
    advice...
    WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD:
    -SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!
    WHEN SHE ACTS SHY:
    -SAY I LOVE YOU
    WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU:
    - CHASE HER
    WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS:
    - KISS HER
    WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES:
    - HOLD HER TIGHT
    WHEN SHE IS SILENT:
    - SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU
    WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU:
    - SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!
    WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY:
    - GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO
    WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST:
    - TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL
    WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU:
    - TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!!
    WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING:
    -SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS
    WHEN SHE'S SCARED:
    -HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU
    WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER:
    - KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY
    WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND:
    - PLAY WITH HER FINGERS
    WHEN SHE SAYS SHE'S COLD:
    -SHE WANTS YOU TO HOLD HER TIGHT
    Post this in the next 70 seconds and you will have the best day of your life this friday and the one you love will too!!!

  12. ghandie13 ghandie13
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2010 8:46pm UTC
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