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  1. ggllamas ggllamas
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 11:53pm UTC
    "Are you ok?"
    "Yea, I'm just tired"
    Torn apart
    Insecure
    Really faking a smile
    Extremely depressed
    Drowning in my tears

  2. ggllamas ggllamas
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 10:39pm UTC
    Do you feel like........
    [] P diddy
    [] a G6
    [] a plastic bag
    comment what you feel like

  3. ggllamas ggllamas
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 10:54pm UTC
    So yesterday I was playing marco polo during recess with my friends,
    and I was polo (the one with my eyes closed) and this guy running with his friends (he is semi popular) and I had my eyes closed I didnt know he wasnt one of my friends but I touched his arm then I was awkwardly patting this random guys back like a seal. I got fed up so I yelled " Ok who the he// is this" and I opened my eyes and saw this guy standing there I was holding his arm and all of my friends were across from me laughing their butts off. Good thing his friends wernt there because I know most of them and I would never hear the end of that.
    True story

  4. ggllamas ggllamas
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 10:58pm UTC
    *on my little sister's sixth birthday
    little sis: *wakes up
    family: *sings happy birthday
    little sis: * picks up book
    little sis: *opens and flips to first page
    little sis: *starts crying hysterically
    family: whats wrong?????
    litttle sis: WHY CANT I READ...*gasp YOU SAID WHEN I'M SIX...*gasp I WOULD BE ABLE TO READ!!!!!! BUT I CANT!!!!!
    true story

  5. ggllamas ggllamas
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 9:23pm UTC
    Do you ever have those days where you look in the mirror and you want to go yell at your parents for messing up when they created you.

  6. ggllamas ggllamas
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 9:14pm UTC
    So today my friend was complaining about how she is so "forever alone",
    Oh poor her. she has only had 5 boyfriends and she is in middle school. and is currently is a fight with a boy about who is cuter ( both saying each other)
    Time to go gets the cats and ice cream.
    if that is considered forever alone I dont want to live on this planet anymore.

  7. ggllamas ggllamas
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 5:21pm UTC
    If we take this bird in
    With its broken leg
    We could nurse it
    She said
    Come inside
    For a little lie down with me
    If you fall asleep
    It wouldn’t be the worst thing
    But when I wake up
    Your make-up is on my shoulder
    And tell me, if I lie down
    Would you stay now
    And let me hold you?

  8. ggllamas ggllamas
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 5:08pm UTC
    Did anyone else just notice that there is witty chat, or is that old news and I am just late.

  9. ggllamas ggllamas
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 10:17pm UTC
    Admit it,
    if things keep going the way they are now, in 15 years sesame street will be equivalent to what is pg 13 now.

  10. ggllamas ggllamas
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 10:16pm UTC
    I know why us wittians love cats so much!!!!!
    because they describe us perfectly we both hate everyone, are lazy, unforgiving, food lovers, are antisocial, and are always indoors.
    Cats=wittians.

  11. ggllamas ggllamas
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 9:43pm UTC
    When all you got to keep is strong
    Move along, move along like I know you do
    And even when your hope is gone
    Move along, move along just to make it through.

  12. ggllamas ggllamas
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 10:54pm UTC
    hope
    Hope is the thing with feathers
    that perches on the soul
    It sings the tune without the words
    and never stops at all
    And sweetest in the gale is heard
    a sore must be the storm
    that could abash the little bird
    that kept so many warm
    Ive heard it in the chillest land
    and in the strangest sea
    yet never in extremity
    it asked a crumb of me
    ~Emily Dickinson

  13. ggllamas ggllamas
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 9:16pm UTC
    I think
    common sense
    should be
    more common.
    ~tumblr

  14. ggllamas ggllamas
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 10:33pm UTC
    And the tears come streaming down your face
    When you lose something you can't replace
    When you love someone, but it goes to waste
    Could it be worse?

  15. ggllamas ggllamas
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 8:36pm UTC
    we all have 2 adresses memorized;
    1. our own.
    2. P. Sherman 42 wallaby way, Sydney.

  16. ggllamas ggllamas
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 3:01pm UTC
    relatabe posts #7648
    I love my abs so much I keep them protected under a layer of fat, a very thick one

  17. ggllamas ggllamas
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  18. ggllamas ggllamas
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 9:23pm UTC
    Dude check out this awesome song I just found
    Sweeet man sing it to me
    Sure, bro! It goes like this: NEEEERRRR WUBUA-WUB-WUB-WUBA-WUBWUB bLOOB NEER NEER WUB WUB WUB WUBWUBWUUUUUBBBBB
    dubstep:
    you gotta love it.

  19. ggllamas ggllamas
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 4:52pm UTC
    I dont get why people say "be mine" or "he/she is mine"
    I mean get with the program slavery is long gone so you "own" anyone anymore.

  20. ggllamas ggllamas
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 7:57pm UTC
    Looking at yourself in the mirror: "damn I be lookin fine"
    Looking at pic of yourself:"ahhhh! what is that! delete delete delete!

:)

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