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ggiinnaa
posted a quote
April 9, 2017 9:22pm UTC

they keep telling me I'm a survivor, so why do I still feel like a victim?

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ggiinnaa
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November 17, 2012 7:22pm UTC

I could always tell that my parents hated me...
My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

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ggiinnaa
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October 29, 2012 7:13pm UTC

simba was walking too slow so i told him to mufasa

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ggiinnaa
posted a quote
October 1, 2012 9:26pm UTC

what's the point of blurring out the middle finger on tv?
like ooooh you have me fooled.
what's behind all the blur?
is it an umbrella?
and elephant?
a hedgehog?

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ggiinnaa
posted a quote
October 1, 2012 8:11pm UTC

Every teacher
before they draw on the board-
"Now, I'm not an artist."

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ggiinnaa
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September 30, 2012 5:31pm UTC

She might have a smile on her lips, but she has scars on her wrists.

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ggiinnaa
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September 6, 2012 5:32pm UTC

can't wait til the day when cancer's just a zodiac sign

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ggiinnaa
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August 4, 2012 1:49am UTC

whatever you do
always give
one hundred percent
... ...
unless your'e
donating blood.

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ggiinnaa
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 10:37pm UTC

i love your crocs. they are so cute!
-said no one.ever.

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ggiinnaa
posted a quote
June 29, 2012 1:11am UTC

Glen Coco- a fictional character who has no dialogue,
whose face never made it on screen, who doesn't
serve the plot, and exists for two seconds in one
line from a supporting actor, is one of the most
memorable and beloved characters from the 2000s.
needless to say...you go glen coco :)

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ggiinnaa
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 4:51pm UTC

F.I.S.H.
F*ck. It. Sh*t. Happens.
the new YOlO

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ggiinnaa
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 9:25pm UTC

CHEATING
is way too easy..
try something more
CHALLENGING.
like being
FAITHFUL..

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ggiinnaa
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 9:12pm UTC

when faced with two choices, simply toss a coin.
it works. but not becuase it settles the question for you.
but becuase in that brief moment when the coin is in the air..
you suddenly know what you are hoping for.

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ggiinnaa
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 1:51pm UTC

Dear haters,
I couldn't help but notice that 'Awesome' ends with me,
and 'Ugly' starts with u. :) just saying.

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ggiinnaa
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 1:50pm UTC

hey.
the start of a possible marriage.

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ggiinnaa
posted a quote
May 10, 2012 7:46pm UTC

Dear Egnslih Tecaehr,
As lnog as the fsrit and lsat lteter are in the smae palce you can siltl raed tihs.
Sincerely,
Slpelnig is not taht ipmrontat.

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ggiinnaa
posted a quote
May 10, 2012 7:34pm UTC

wearing a turtleneck is like
being strangled by a
really weak guy,
all day long.