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gabbiwabbilol

1. Hale_Storm18
   posted a quote
   September 13, 2013 5:09pm UTC
   If you ever meet me in real life, I am so sorry.
   Sorry that your whole world will be wrecked once you realize I'm 50x cooler in person.
   
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2. mads*
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   September 13, 2013 4:25pm UTC
   it ain't the speakers that bump hearts; it's our hearts that
   make the beat
   
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3. elephants_are_cool*
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   September 13, 2013 4:20pm UTC
   bro what if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in spanish
   
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4. Butterbear
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   September 13, 2013 4:18pm UTC
   Later tonight I'm going to see a
   movie in the back practice field of my school with
   some friends. That movie is Isidious. Today is Friday
   the 13th. Thanks, school.
   
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5. уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ*
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   September 13, 2013 4:57pm UTC
   I'm sorry
   For what?
   For being me
   My quote
   
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6. NezhoniiLovesTheFay
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   September 13, 2013 5:06pm UTC
   brother: hey sup?
   me: listen
   me: *plays him my favortive song*
   him:
   him:
   him:
   him: what the fu-
   me: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
   me: shh
   him:
   me:
   him:
   me: shh
   
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7. capsized*
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   September 13, 2013 4:57pm UTC
   “
   I dreamt of you,
   and that we kissed.
   Although,
   I know it wasn't real,
   I still wake up
   breathless.
   — a.s.
   
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8. capsized*
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   September 13, 2013 5:05pm UTC
   what’s the difference between an old greyhound bus terminal and a lobster with 36B breasts?
   one’s a crusty bus station and the other’s a busty crustacean
   
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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17. coolsuperstarz
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    September 13, 2013 4:44pm UTC
    NEVER
    pretend to be happy,
    you are only fooling yourself.
    NEVER
    Pretend to be sad,
    you are only fooling yourself.
    Never pretend to be something
    you are not.
    Who are you trying to fool?
    
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18. mads*
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    September 13, 2013 4:46pm UTC
    and i'll be holding on to you
    
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19. Amenah
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    September 7, 2013 11:31am UTC
    So there's this guy.
    His voice gets softer when he talks to me.
    He holds the door open for me while while we're having a conversation.
    When I'm in the way, he gently puts his hands on my waist so he can pass.
    We have a ton of inside jokes and he always gives me such wide grins.
    He winks at me when he passes me in the corridor.
    When I start telling him a story, he gives me his undivided attention.
    Sounds great, doesn't it? There's just one problem.
    He's like that with all the other girls, too. ~
    
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20. gab*
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    September 5, 2013 8:17pm UTC
    okay, HOW do some girls carry around those hella tiny fashion backpacks for school and manage to fit their stuff in there? like do your teachers not give you homework? do you not do your homework? do you own this magical shrinking device for your homework? tell me your secret
    
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