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Butterbear
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June 16, 2013 11:22pm UTC

And here I am, giggling like an idiot
because we can get comment points now

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sarahmarlowXxx
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February 27, 2013 4:57pm UTC

Me: I should go shower now
*five minutes later*
*another five minutes later*
*yet another five minutes later*
*more five minute intervals*
Someone: *goes into the bathroom*
Me: wow f//ck you I was JUST about to go take a shower

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Hale_Storm18
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February 27, 2013 6:05pm UTC

If you're ever feeling lazy, just remember that the Ancient Greeks
believed that their God's lived on top of a very climbable hill, but no one even bothered to check

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lovecrazy
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February 27, 2013 3:21pm UTC

That awkward moment when you're changing in the locker room,
and someone compliments your bra/underwear.

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maddie4ever
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February 27, 2013 4:26pm UTC

So today I went to the bathroom at school.
There was a boy in there.
That's right.
In the GIRLS bathroom.
He was doing something to the mirrors.
"What are you doing?!" I screamed.
He took one look at me and ran.
Typical.
I went over to the mirrors to see what he did.
On each mirror there was a sticky note that read:
"Don't worry,you look beautiful(: "
This gives me hope.

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sarahmarlowXxx
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February 27, 2013 5:08pm UTC

if a number is not
divisible by 5 or 2
I get very uncomfortable

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Twisted~*
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February 22, 2013 7:46pm UTC

The first day at my new school we had a presentation about bullying.
The presentation revolved around 4 kids who were bullied then comitted suicide.
I couldn't control it any longer.
I ran out of the gym, bawling my eyes out.
Some kids thought I was soft, so kids thought I wanted attention.
None of them knew my sister was in that video.
nmq

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BlackButterflies
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February 22, 2013 10:35pm UTC

omfg so today at the gym me and this old lady were walking towards a door at the same time, so i decided to be nice and hold it open for her but for some reason i said "ladies first!" while i did it and i couldn't work out why she gave me a strange look but i just realised i implied that i'm actually a man oh my god why

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MissTomlinson
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February 22, 2013 8:22pm UTC

If Taylor and Harry were still together and I saw them:
Taylor and Harry: *making out*
Me: *gasp*
Taylor and Harry: *look at me*
Me: You're that guy from that Pepsi commercial and you're all like "and I'm Herreh!" I love that commercial!
Harry: Err, thanks.
Me: And you! You're the one that dated Joe Jonas and Lucas Till!
Taylor: *nods and smiles*
Me: And Taylor Lautner! Oh, and John Mayer and Jake Gyllenhaal!!
Taylor: *stands there awkwardly*
Me: Oh! And that guy from Glee, umm, Cory Montieth! OHH and Zac Efron! And Eddie Redmayne!
Taylor: Uh...
Me: Oh, and I can't forget Connor Kennedy!! ...Dang, that's a lot of guys... *looks at Harry* Good luck, bro.
Not meant to offend either swifties or directioners. just thought it was funny. Follow me and I'll follow back, duh.

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weecullen
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October 2, 2012 12:56pm UTC

Please tell me some of you guys like Sleeping With Sirens, Pierce The Veil and Of Mice & Men?

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xometro
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October 11, 2008 4:55pm UTC

Were you honest when you said "I could never leave your bed" Wake me up and let me know you're alive And will you fall in love again Is the scent slowly spreading I've been answering machines all night And are the doctors dancing in While the ambulances sing Another boy without a sharper knife a a ayeah boy and doll face-- pierce the veil

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purplepanther79
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February 22, 2013 1:00pm UTC

It's time to begin.
Isn't it?
I get a little bit bigger but then
I'll admit
I'm just the same as I was.
Don't you understand?
I'M NEVER CHANGING WHO I AM!

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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February 22, 2013 12:59pm UTC

Friend: *gets 97 on test and cries*
Me: Here, use my 57 to wipe your tears...
nmq

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kowhyda*
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February 22, 2013 1:07pm UTC

Me: -taking a shower-
Killer: -sneakily comes into bathroom-
Killer: -opens shower curtain-
Me: OH MY GOD! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! GET OUT OF MY BATHROOM, NOW!
Killer: ..... Uh... You're not supposed to react this way...
Me: NOT REACT THIS WAY?! YOU JUST WALKED IN ON ME SHOWERING! THAT IS A VIOLATION OF MY PRIVACY! HAVE YOU NO REPSECT?!
Killer: ...
Me: Well obviously NOT! I mean, I'm standing here, taking a shower, and you walk in like "Oh, I'm just going to invade this girl's privacy. No big deal!"
Me: Well, guess what, Mr. Privacy-Invader? It is a big deal!
Killer: Uh...
Me: And you wanna know what else? You are also so freaking RUDE! I'm in here trying to get clean and you have the nerve of making me all dirty again by making me bleed?!
Me: How would you feel if I covered you in blood when you were trying to get clean? Huh?!
Me: Maybe, instead of being so rude and perverted, you could kill me down a dark alley or when I'm not paying attention, like a normal person.
Me: But, no. You have to kill me in the shower, don't you?
Killer: ...
Me: Plus, what's the point? I mean, you probably love to see blood, so why in a shower when that blood will just wash away? IT MAKES NO SENSE!
Me: And did you ever think about how awkward it would be for my pa-
Killer: You know what? This isn't worth it! Bye!
Killer: -walks away-
Me: HEY! I WASN'T FINISHED YET!

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