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  1. funkymonkey97 funkymonkey97
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2010 6:21pm UTC
    Happiness can be found in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light
    Albus Dumbledore

  2. funkymonkey97 funkymonkey97
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2010 1:33pm UTC
    Don't say the sky is the limit....
    When there are footprints on the moon

  3. funkymonkey97 funkymonkey97
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2010 2:44pm UTC
    The truth is I've never fooled anyone. I've let people fool themselves. They didn't bother to find out who and what I was. Instead they would invent a character for me. I wouldn't argue with them. They were obviously loving somebody I wasn't.

  4. funkymonkey97 funkymonkey97
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2010 9:38am UTC
    “Life is very short and there's no time, for fussing and fighting my friend. I have always thought that it's a crime, so I will ask you once again: try to see it my way, only time will tell if I am right or I am wrong. While you see it your way, there's a chance that we might fall apart before too long. We can work it out.”
    Beatles <3 :)

  5. funkymonkey97 funkymonkey97
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2010 9:35am UTC
    “Who knows how long I've loved you, you know I love you still. Will I wait a lonely lifetime? If you want me to I will.”
    The Beatles <3 :) (MY LOVES!!)

  6. funkymonkey97 funkymonkey97
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2010 8:19am UTC
    Blondes may have more fun...
    But brunettes remember it in the morning

  7. funkymonkey97 funkymonkey97
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2010 7:21pm UTC
    She's so fake. If you look behind her neck, I bet it says "Made In China"

  8. funkymonkey97 funkymonkey97
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2010 5:16pm UTC
    When I'm home alone I dance like an idiot and sing at the top of my lungs<3 :)

  9. funkymonkey97 funkymonkey97
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2010 5:10pm UTC
    I wasn't mad. Then you asked me 7 times if I was mad. Now I'm mad. -_-

  10. funkymonkey97 funkymonkey97
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2010 5:04pm UTC
    If a boy texts you during c.o.d he loves you....JK he just died ;) lol

  11. funkymonkey97 funkymonkey97
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2010 4:40pm UTC
    Ever have those days where you wanna drop kick your best friend ???:P
    I do:)

  12. funkymonkey97 funkymonkey97
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2010 2:51pm UTC
    True love stories never have endings.

  13. funkymonkey97 funkymonkey97
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2010 1:45pm UTC
    A Stranger stabs you in the front
    A Best Friend stabs you in the back
    A Boyfriend stabs you in the heart
    But Best Friends only poke each other with straws
    :)

  14. funkymonkey97 funkymonkey97
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2010 6:14pm UTC
    I LOVE ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK <3 heehee;)

  15. funkymonkey97 funkymonkey97
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2010 5:08pm UTC
    Three words to get into a girls heart
    I LOVE YOU
    Three words to get into a boy's heart
    I PLAY COD ;)

  16. funkymonkey97 funkymonkey97
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    November 8, 2010 3:37pm UTC
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  17. funkymonkey97 funkymonkey97
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2010 3:32pm UTC
    Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

  18. funkymonkey97 funkymonkey97
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2010 8:00pm UTC
    Tough times don't last, Tough people do.

  19. funkymonkey97 funkymonkey97
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2010 7:52pm UTC
    Love hurts?
    Get a Tylenol and move on.

  20. funkymonkey97 funkymonkey97
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2010 7:47pm UTC
    Life is not a movie. Everyone lies, good guys lose, and love does not conquer all.

:)

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