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  1. LetTheFlamesBegin LetTheFlamesBegin
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2011 12:26pm UTC
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  2. MaggiieBear MaggiieBear
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 11:43am UTC
    Before I shower: ugh dammit i'm too lazy and i don't want to shower
    When I'm in the shower: jesus christ this is the most relaxing thing ever it's like a vacation in my own bathroom so warm so magical this is holy water that's been blessed by god himself i never want to leave this spot
    tumblr.

  3. haazaahhh haazaahhh
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 10:25am UTC
    courage: that's all i need .

  4. ayeitskarli ayeitskarli
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    Raisin cookies that look like chocolate ones are the main reason I have trust issues.

  5. SplendidJenni SplendidJenni
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    you know your childhood is over when..
    you fall asleep on the couch,
    and wake up on the couch.

  6. emilyandthatsall emilyandthatsall
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 11:47am UTC
    How come its fine for the fans of 1D to make as many quotes as possible, but its NOT okay for the people who dont like them to make quotes about them?
    Like, witty is for expressing your opinion. Not posting 134567891 facts about a band.
    And people are hyprocrytes. If someone wants to vent about 1D, why do they get hate? Oh and isnt witty against hate and bullying?
    Wow.

  7. chan_alec chan_alec
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 3:53pm UTC
    Me: How old is your baby?
    Lady: 36 months.
    Me: WHY DONT YOU JUST SAY 3 YEARS OLD!?

  8. marie1616 marie1616
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 1:58pm UTC
    Boring Texters;
    The texters that constantly say " Sup, Nothing much, Cool, Lol, Haha, Yupp, Yeah" Or anything like that.

  9. idkwhoyouaresobackoff idkwhoyouaresobackoff
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    I hate when my friends sing.
    Just me?
    Format: twilightgirl995

  10. somedaybreakaway somedaybreakaway
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    it's always my fault isn't it?

  11. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    ❒ Dad can I -
    ❒ Mom can I -
    ✔ Waiting for your parents to be in a good mood to ask for something.

  12. xcayliebabyx xcayliebabyx
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 11:22pm UTC
    I can't take this long distance anymore.
    Fridge, you're coming to my room.

  13. gray22 gray22
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 11:46am UTC
    Human: " I love Eminem"
    me: " I like Skittles :)"
    Human: "i mean the Rapper you idiot"
    Me: "you're the idiot, what's so good about the M&M wrapper?"
    Lol

  14. Maz117 Maz117
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 11:07am UTC
    I Saw You For Like 3 Seconds.....
    and it made my day...

  15. PrincessOfTheSunset PrincessOfTheSunset
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    Most of the top-qouters seemed to drop off the face of Witty.
    What a shame...I actually liked their quotes.

  16. lacrossex3 lacrossex3
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 9:52pm UTC
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    It was my fault
    not my format.

  17. xxxxxxxxxxxx* xxxxxxxxxxxx*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 11:32pm UTC
    Friends: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
    Best Friends: Will go up and ask him,
    "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
    should i make a series of this?
    format: mayday

  18. laurenreturns laurenreturns
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    Wouldn't life be perfect
    If sweatpants were sexy,
    Mondays were fun,
    Junk Food didn't make you fat,
    Girls didn't cause so much drama,
    Guys weren't so confusing,
    & Goodbyes only meant until Tomorrow....

  19. Kelseyryan13 Kelseyryan13
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 11:08am UTC
    *Sleepovers*
    What guys think happen: Lets paint our nails then do our hair & gossip!
    What actually happens: Pass the popcorn beotch.

  20. iloveyou00879 iloveyou00879
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 2:02pm UTC
    ilove you♥

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