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August 3, 2012 1:21am UTC

Woman returns to find burglar red-handed
...frying bacon in her kitchen
a would-be burglar was foiled by his victom...when she returned home to find him frying bacon in her kitchen. Kenya Ealy had popped out of her house in University City, Missouri to run a morning errand, only to come back to catch Damon Petty cooking himself breakfast. Initially, Ms Ealy and a female friend could not get into the home when they arrived at 9:45 am on Tuesday because Petty was holding the door shut. But they managed to force their way inside, struggled with Petty, and held him until the police arrived. Ms Ealy told News 4 how the burglar was frying some turkey bacon on her stove. "He was cooking" she said. "Making himself some breakfast." Petty, 36, of the 200 block of Roberta Avenue in Ferguson, is being held in the St. Louis County Jail on $25,000 bail
and not give a sh/t about you

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August 1, 2012 9:32pm UTC

Being in such a bad mood
that you just look around at the class
and plan how you're going to murder
each person.

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July 29, 2012 5:21pm UTC

Fave for
A FOLLOW?

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