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friendz0ned

1. friendz0ned
   posted a quote
   May 8, 2012 7:51pm UTC
   basically me at school all day
   me: i hate all of you
   me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
   me: mother of god walk faster
   me: get smarter idiot
   me: maybe if i hit my head enough times on this desk i'll die
   
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2. friendz0ned
   posted a quote
   April 24, 2012 8:45pm UTC
   me: omg you're such a good cuddler
   pillow:
   pillow:
   pillow:
   me: shh, don't speak.
   
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3. friendz0ned
   posted a quote
   April 24, 2012 8:37pm UTC
   me texting my mom: can you pick up some milk on the way home
   mom:
   mom:
   mom:
   mom:
   me: she's not answering me
   me: she must have went to check her phone and swerved into oncoming traffic
   me: i killed her
   me: i killed my mom
   
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4. friendz0ned
   posted a quote
   April 24, 2012 6:29pm UTC
   Thomas Edison dropped out of school after 3 months of formal education.
   Benjiman Franklin dropped out at age 10.
   Bill Gates dropped out during his junior year of college.
   Albert Einstein dropped out of high school at age 15.
   Walt Disney dropped out at age 15.
   Steve Jobs dropped out of college after one semester.
   Mark Zuckerburg dropped out of Harvard.
   i'm on the right track.
   
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5. friendz0ned
   posted a quote
   April 24, 2012 6:10pm UTC
   •••••••••
   i now understand how people feel when they see their ex with someone else.
   i feel the same way when i see the pizza man at someone else's house.
   nmf
   •••••••••
   
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6. friendz0ned
   posted a quote
   April 16, 2012 6:16pm UTC
   intelligent, good looking, or
   emotionally stable.
   pick two.
   &comment
   
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7. friendz0ned
   posted a quote
   April 16, 2012 6:11pm UTC
   IT'S SAD
   to live in a world where APPEARANCE means more than PERSONALITY.
   nmf:)
   
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8. friendz0ned
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   April 16, 2012 5:55pm UTC
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