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1. friendsquotes
   posted a quote
   August 16, 2012 5:12pm UTC
   *MADAGSACAR*
   rachel: Hey! Just so you know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!
   chandler: I knew it!
   -The One With the Jellyfish
   
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2. friendsquotes
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   August 9, 2012 7:47pm UTC
   *MADAGSACAR*
   monica: I mean, listen, it's really freaking Joey out. He's talking about moving to Vermont.
   ross: Why?
   monica: He says he wants to leave the country.
   -The One Where Joey Dates Rachel
   
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3. friendsquotes
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   August 8, 2012 5:32pm UTC
   *MADAGSACAR*
   Joey: What the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for?
   Monica: Is it, like, for dinosaur emergencies?
   Monica: "Help! Come quick, they're still extinct!"
   -The One WIth the Ick Factor
   
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4. friendsquotes
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   August 8, 2012 1:52am UTC
   monica: Oh my God, what happened?
   chandler: Oh, uh, Joey was born. And then, twenty-eight years later, I was robbed!.
   -The One With The Cat
   
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5. friendsquotes
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   August 8, 2012 12:24am UTC
   rachel: I almost caught that one!
   chandler: Great, now the score's seven to almost seven.
   -The One With All The Football
   
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