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1. freelance
   posted a quote
   April 2, 2014 12:44pm UTC
   The pain never goes away,
   we just make room for it
   
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2. freelance
   posted a quote
   June 11, 2013 3:23pm UTC
   A tiger doesn't
   lose sleep over the
   opinion of sheep
   
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3. freelance
   posted a quote
   June 11, 2013 1:00pm UTC
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   The only dates
   I get are
   updates.
   format by freelance
   
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4. freelance
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   March 22, 2013 5:36pm UTC
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   IF THe WORLD WaS BLiND
   How manY PeoPLe
   wOuLD You imPRess?
   
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5. freelance
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   March 13, 2013 10:35am UTC
   One generation plants the trees, the next eats the fruit.
   Which one are we?
   
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6. freelance
   posted a quote
   January 13, 2013 7:29pm UTC
   There are two secrets to success:
   1) Never reveal all that you know.
   
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7. freelance
   posted a quote
   January 1, 2013 9:44pm UTC
   Why tiptoe through life
   only to arrive
   safely at death?
   
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8. freelance
   posted a quote
   November 15, 2012 3:17pm UTC
   A smile is a curve that sets your world straight
   
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9. freelance
   posted a quote
   September 18, 2012 6:31pm UTC
   I wonder how much
   deeper the ocean would
   be without sponges...
   
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10. freelance
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 2:12pm UTC
    If dentists make their money off of bad teeth,
    why would you want
    a toothpaste 4 out of 5 recommend?
    
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11. freelance
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 2:35pm UTC
    ONE TEQUILA
    TWO TEQUILA
    THREE TEQUILA
    don't drive drunk
    
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12. freelance
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 10:50pm UTC
    Nobody thinks back & remembers the nights where you got
    plenty of sleep.
    
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13. freelance
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 1:16pm UTC
    ► the moments
    ▌▌the memories
    █ the pain
    ◄ ◄ the happiness
    
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14. freelance
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 10:18am UTC
    NoBoDY seems To caRe,
    unLess You'Re PreTTY oR DYinG
    
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