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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 7:21pm UTC
    I have never been in love;
    but I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food.

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 7:31pm UTC
    when I was a little girl,
    Danny Phantom was who I had a crush on.
    and Phil of the Future.

  3. ImNeverGivingUp ImNeverGivingUp
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 9:41pm UTC
    Drake and Josh
    Josh: *Hanging from a roof* I deserve this. This is all because I forgot to feed my turtle Sheldon in kindergarten! He went to Heaven, and now my life is bad! [looks up] Ya happy, Sheldon?! We're even now!
    Walter: Josh?
    Josh: SHELDON!?

  4. tarahtnt tarahtnt
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    Spencer: This is my girlfriend
    Gibby: Hey, I'm Gibby
    Spencer: She can't understand you, she's foreign
    Gibby: I'm still Gibby

  5. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
    Boy: I know.
    Girl: I love you!
    Boy: I love you more!
    *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room*
    Girl: Where is he?
    Dad: Don't you know who gave you your heart?
    Girl: (Starts crying)
    Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.

  6. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    At school;
    "Did you see
    the new guy!?"
    "no... is he hot?"

  7. carautumn6way carautumn6way
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 9:50pm UTC
    Did you know..
    if you yell 'Bloody Mary' 3 times in the mirror at 3 am your mom will show up and tell you to shut up and go to bed?

  8. randi* randi*
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    (o.o)
    |
    \|/
    |
    /\
    This is Steve.
    How many hugs can you give Steve for making Witty?
    1 FAVE = 1 HUG

  9. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 4:00am UTC
    / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / Creating scenarios in your head,Y o u x w i s h x w o u l d x h a p p e n .Then Remembering - They Never Do. / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /

  10. CharlAldisx CharlAldisx
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 2:50pm UTC
    Harry Potter fan: I want to go to Hogwarts!
    Percy Jackson fan: I've always wanted to go to Camp Half Blood.
    Hunger Games fan: I'm fine...

  11. xBiebersShawtyx xBiebersShawtyx
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    I don't dislike One Direction,
    I dislike their fans.

  12. glosoftballgirl glosoftballgirl
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 6:46pm UTC
    sometimes, it's not the person you miss.
    it's the feeling you had when you were with them.

  13. CharlAldisx CharlAldisx
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 8:41am UTC
    The first word of
    'What Makes You Beautiful'
    is "You're" and the last word is "Beautiful"


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 10:17am UTC
    Harry: "I take really long showers"
    Niall: "He just stands there with his head down."
    *silence*
    Niall: "Wait, I dont know that"

    format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill

  16. xPoptartStealerx xPoptartStealerx
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    "Louis and Niall don't get many solos because their voices get girls pregnant"
    -Harry Styles

  17. lashaay lashaay
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    Guy I don't like: hey beautiful(:
    Guy I do like: can i copy your homework?

  18. ImmaBeWitty ImmaBeWitty
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 4:02pm UTC
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  19. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 1:40pm UTC
    I won't date a model
    because models are perfect
    and perfect is boring
    - Niall Horan
    - OneDirection

  20. TwinkleStar234 TwinkleStar234
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 12:48pm UTC
    99% of the world is
    stupid
    I'm just so glad I'm the other 2%
    Format by Sandrasaurus

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