Drake and Josh Josh: *Hanging from a roof* I deserve this. This is all because I forgot to feed my turtle Sheldon in kindergarten! He went to Heaven, and now my life is bad! [looks up] Ya happy, Sheldon?! We're even now! Walter: Josh? Josh: SHELDON!?
Girl: I'm having heart surgery today. Boy: I know. Girl: I love you! Boy: I love you more! *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room* Girl: Where is he? Dad: Don't you know who gave you your heart? Girl: (Starts crying) Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
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May 29, 2012 4:00am UTC
/ / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / Creating scenarios in your head,Y o u x w i s h x w o u l d x h a p p e n .Then Remembering - They Never Do. / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /
Harry: "I take really long showers" Niall: "He just stands there with his head down." *silence* Niall: "Wait, I dont know that" ♥ format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill