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francescaBVB
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July 21, 2012 9:22am UTC

Yelling "STAY!" at object that keeps falling over as if it's going to listen to you.
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francescaBVB
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July 21, 2012 9:09am UTC

I don't care how old I am, on Halloween I'm getting my free candy.
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francescaBVB
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July 21, 2012 9:07am UTC

Waiter: "Would you like a table?"
Me: "No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground. Carpet for 5 please."
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francescaBVB
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July 14, 2012 1:20pm UTC

That annoying moment when
you take your headphones
out of your pocket and they're
tangled into a trillion knots.

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francescaBVB
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July 14, 2012 1:17pm UTC

That awkward moment
during a sleepover when you
are the first one to wake up
and have nothing to do.

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francescaBVB
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July 14, 2012 1:08pm UTC

Without school its hard to
remember what day it is.

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francescaBVB
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July 14, 2012 1:05pm UTC

Looking at your pictures from
two years ago and wondering
how you could look so lame.

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francescaBVB
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July 6, 2012 8:25am UTC

People tell me there’s plenty of fish in the sea. But who wants to date a fish?

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francescaBVB
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July 6, 2012 8:17am UTC

I do 5 sit-ups every day. It may not sound like much, but there’s only so many times you can hit the snooze button.

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francescaBVB
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July 6, 2012 8:06am UTC

Heat makes things expand. So I don’t have a weight problem, I’m just hot.

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francescaBVB
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July 6, 2012 7:59am UTC

Trust is like an eraser, it gets smaller with every mistake.

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francescaBVB
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July 5, 2012 12:32pm UTC

Welcome to our society. You'll be judged on what you wear, your taste in music, what you look like, and how you act. Enjoy your stay.

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francescaBVB
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July 5, 2012 12:23pm UTC

Roses are blue,
violets are unicorns.
This doesn't make sense.
Refrigerator.

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francescaBVB
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July 4, 2012 1:03pm UTC

I'll love you till a
Mute Man tells
a Deaf Man that
a Leg Less man
walked on water.

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francescaBVB
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 1:00pm UTC

He broke her heart
She broke his X-Box
I think we all know who cried harder

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francescaBVB
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 9:06am UTC

I consider myself
as a crayon,
I may not be your
favourite colour but
one day you're going to
need me to complete
your picture

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francescaBVB
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July 4, 2012 8:58am UTC

Music: We have YouTube for that
Sport: There's the Wii
Spanish: There's Dora
English: everything's shortened anyway. (LOL, BRB, IDK)
Math: That's why we have Calculators
Geography: I'll buy a Globe
History: they're all dead anyway

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francescaBVB
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 5:42pm UTC

If homework
is work
then why
don't we
get
Paid

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francescaBVB
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 5:23pm UTC

Life
Is A
Work Of
Art

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francescaBVB
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 1:27pm UTC

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
He's for me,
Not for you,
If by chance,
You take me place,
I'll take my fist,
And smash your face.

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