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  1. clumsgirl811 clumsgirl811
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2010 5:56pm UTC
    My grandma turned 69.
    I bought gum for $0.69.
    The temp today was 69F.
    So this is my 69th quote.
    ;)today's just a dirty day.

  2. jfrench jfrench
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2010 6:05pm UTC
    A DINGLEHOPPER <333


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  5. gracyfacie24 gracyfacie24
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2010 5:40pm UTC
    I love how when i was little
    --->I used to say i spoke
    American
    instead of English.


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  7. be_boopx08 be_boopx08
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2010 6:18pm UTC
    So my friend's mom was ordering pizza...
    & she asked the pizza guy:
    "How big is a twelve inch pizza?"
    *MLIA (:


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  9. XxTheeForbiddenSecretsxX XxTheeForbiddenSecretsxX
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2010 6:20pm UTC
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  10. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2010 6:29pm UTC
    Awkward. ^
    Say goodbye to someone. Realize you both still need to go the same direction.

  11. chojockolate chojockolate
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2010 2:46pm UTC
    teacher:"what would you do when there is no adults
    in the school?"
    kid: "Act like Usher and dance."
    lmao true story

  12. teekayem_xo teekayem_xo
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2010 2:47pm UTC
    drop everything now;
    meet me in the pouring rain.
    kiss me on the sidewalk,
    take away the pain.

  13. cautionkelly cautionkelly
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2010 2:53pm UTC
    always try to live
    one day more

  14. cirkel96 cirkel96
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2010 2:55pm UTC
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    I was talking to the happiest person I know the other day,
    And we were talking about how some of the kids used to pick on her on the bus last year.
    I told her that I admired how strong she was and how well she handled that just laughing off the meanest remarks, I told her I never could have handled that
    She said, "It was hard,I would go home and cry everyday. One day I was looking for something in my closet, and I saw a belt just hanging there and all I could think was,
    "It would be so easy to end it all right now"
    •••••••••••••••
    *This is why we need to watch what we say*not my format

  15. Xhizors Xhizors
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2010 3:01pm UTC
    The Ninja That Wakes Up In You,
    When Yourr About To Get Shot In A Video Game -.-

  16. thatsacex3 thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2010 3:04pm UTC
    Elementary school;
    eww! you kissed him..
    Middle school;
    C'mon, kiss! kiss! kiss!
    High school;
    Seriously guys, stop making out and go get a room!


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  19. TheycallmeKatie TheycallmeKatie
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2010 3:19pm UTC
    Raise your hand, I
    If you've ever been in love.
    It's an amazing feeling, right?
    You feel like you're on top of the world.
    Now, raise your hand,I
    If you've ever been heartbroken.
    Everything has changed.
    You're thinking, "What's the point anymore?"
    Finally, raise your hand, I
    If you believe you are strong.
    Take all that emotion, and channel it towards moving forward.
    It's hard, but it's worth it.

  20. brokenteengirl brokenteengirl
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2010 3:21pm UTC
    Breaking
    --> Hearts
    Is his game
    To bad this player is gonna lose
    to this girl

:)

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