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yourcool
posted a quote
June 15, 2011 9:33pm UTC

This Weekend is Father’s Day Weekend;
Favorite if you love your dad and never want to lose him.*
❤
Iloveyoudad.<3 october6,2002.

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lovemexo13
posted a quote
April 29, 2011 3:56pm UTC

Hey Guys!
please read this?
-So I emailed the head of
Witty & I told him that we
really should have notifications.
&& he said that if THIS quote gets
5,000 ❤'s...
witty will then have notifications!
please fav this
xoxo

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LoveHisBlueEyes
posted a quote
March 22, 2011 10:35am UTC

When you carry
the Bible, Satan gets a headache.
When you open it, he collapses.
When he sees you reading it, he faints.
When he sees you living
...it, he flees. And just when you're
about to fav this,
he'll try to discourage you...
Any takers?

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Brittney_Bieber
posted a quote
March 22, 2011 2:43pm UTC

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SummerKindOfGirlxx
posted a quote
March 16, 2011 4:31pm UTC

My Friend Just Called Me
Her boyfriend, Eric has been sick in the hospital. He started puking up blood and having trouble breathing about a month ago. Well, she just called me crying. She just came back from visiting him like she does everyday. The doctors told her that it might be the last time she'll see him. He's not doing well, and he might not make it through the night. They have been dating for 3 years now, and they are completely in love with eachother. He has been telling her that he's not worth it anymore..please, witty girls, favorite this. If he makes it, we can show him the favorites to show him people care. Even if we get 1 favorite, then it just shows 1 more person cares about him. He's feeling really, really, down on himself. And pray for him also.
Love, Jeniffer and Marcelle.
We love you Eric (:

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kimbahhlayx
posted a quote
March 12, 2011 7:00pm UTC

WHEN CHUCK NORRIS
wins an award
kanye sits down

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Vivaalajuicy
posted a quote
March 5, 2011 10:06pm UTC

I'd kill the sexiest person alive...
But suicide's a crime.
♥

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singer23
posted a quote
March 3, 2011 6:12pm UTC

I wish I had a boyfriend who'd flip off paparazzi for me..
nice one JBiebs
♥
not my format

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toothymonster
posted a quote
March 2, 2011 7:45pm UTC

people that don't know me
think »i'm quiet«
people that know me
wish i was

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xoiloveyouforeverxo
posted a quote
March 2, 2011 9:10pm UTC

So today i went to cvs to get some tampons
[i was waiting at the checkout ]
when my boyfriends dad walks in
We looked at each other
then i looked down at the box in my
in my hand and said
well this is akward and he said
No. Its very
reassuring
mlia
♥
not my format

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wilkil4shoes
posted a quote
March 2, 2011 8:28pm UTC

My Math Teacher Staples
Burger King Applications
To Failed Tests

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lizitish
posted a quote
March 2, 2011 4:42pm UTC

& I wanted to send you something sexy,
but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox

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Java
posted a quote
March 2, 2011 5:05pm UTC

youre only reading this because it says
FÜCK
in a really large font ♥

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allywldr13
posted a quote
March 2, 2011 5:28pm UTC

That awkward moment when the girls on pretty little liars open a text from B.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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x3wittyfades
posted a quote
March 2, 2011 6:33pm UTC

josh: i hope you go bald.
drake: i hope they cancel oprah!
Josh: YOU TAKE THAT BACK.

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alliee_xx
posted a quote
March 1, 2011 4:37pm UTC

Long but worth reading, i promise you
Dear Emily,
Hey little sister.
How is everything up there?
Hope you said hi to Grandpa for me.
Things down here are the same as when you left
Except its a lot calmer, too calm.
I havent been to the hospital since
the day you passed away.
I hope Grandpa found you when you got there.
I hope you too are having a great time.
I hope your looking over me,
& i hope you miss me as much as i miss you.
I miss you bothering me.
I miss you sitting next to me at dinner.
& i know it might be hard for you to believe,
but i actually miss the chaos in the house.
Now its just quiet and eerie all the time.
But not today because...
TODAY'S YOUR 11TH BIRTHDAY!
Happy Birthday Sissy.
I promised you i would never forget.
Of course i wouldnt, how could i ever?
Were going to your favorite restruant tonight,
the really expensive pub in town.
Were celebrating tonight, all of us.
Were celebrating your painless afterlife.
Were celebrating your birthday,
and were celebrating you.
I wonder what you and Grandpa will do tonight.
Probably be at the dinner table with us,
But only in spirit right?
I wish you and Grandpa were actually here.
Well, since youve been gone,
I made some new friends.
Emily and Sarah are now potheads
so ive been hanging with Kristin alot.
I have a boyfriend too.
& i think hes gonna be here for awhile.
His name is Nick, and i love him.
I know you would love him too.
I havent been getting good grades lately.
Mom limited my cell and my computer.
But honestly, thats not helping.
I still have bad grades.
ALSO, while youve been gone,
i have raised ALOT of money
for AML foundations and charities.
But i didnt raise it all by myself.
My Witty Friends have helped me also.
The day you died, I made a quote...
And told the girls that if they liked or commented
I would put in one or five dollars.
The quote was a huge success,
and has helped me not give up on my goal...
of raising $5,000!
I'm almost there though.
I've raised over $1,500 so far...
and im not giving up
until ive reached the whole $5,000.
So sissy, I just want you to know
your always on my mind...
Happy Birthday Little Girl.
I love and miss you so much.
Just for her birthday, can we get 100 favs?

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singer23
posted a quote
March 1, 2011 3:34pm UTC

On His Birthday,
J u s t i n de c i d e d t o d o n a t e m o n e y t o
The A m e r i c a n Ca n c e r So c i e t y
& To c o u n t r i e s who n e ed f r es h w a t e r
Th a t Sa y s Some t h i n g
f a v f o r l e s s c a n c e r a n d more b i r t h d a ys

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xobprior3344xo
posted a quote
March 1, 2011 6:14pm UTC

Like this if you were smart enough to highlight((::

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LoveByWhisper
posted a quote
February 24, 2011 6:10pm UTC

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