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  1. SecretsForTheWorld_2 SecretsForTheWorld_2
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 11:56pm UTC
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  2. emilyeelovesyouh emilyeelovesyouh
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 9:45pm UTC
    When im home alone;
    like or comment what u do (:
    i walk around like a PEDOFILE (:
    i smreaan FUCCCCCCK!!
    I go through my parents draws (:
    RUN AROUND IN MY UNDERWEAR!
    DRINK MILK FROM THE CARTON
    AND MOST OF ALL
    Skinny DIP in the bath tub :3
    Do you doo any of these things>?.

  3. DesignerGirl DesignerGirl
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2011 6:42pm UTC
    Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you I had no control over.

  4. sweetniblets95 sweetniblets95
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 12:09pm UTC
    I bet I know you.
    You're a teenage girl, anywhere from 11 to 18. You're in Middle school or High school, but secretly all you want is to go back to Kindergarten. You love rain, deep conversations with your friends, and you flip your pillow to the cold side. You have a crush on a boy, who you think about every minute of every day. You think you love him. You take showers, not to get clean, but because you need to think. You use Facebook a lot, but Witty is your real home. Your legs are crossed and your computers on your lap, your sitting with a hair tie on your wrist and your left hand on your face. You're not the most popular girl in your grade but honestly you don't care. You love Taylor Swift and you have at least one song that describes your life. There's one girl that you dsperately wish you could look like, even if it's a celebrity or a girl in your school, even though you're beautiful. &Right now, you're scrolling through these Witty quotes, reading this one and nodding, even though the one thing that's on your mind is...
    him♥
    fave if any of these apply to you♥

  5. fortuneteller5 fortuneteller5
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 5:20pm UTC
    Had a seizure ;L 2 days ago.. But im stillalive.
    Story:
    It wasduring the middle of class and i stood up to go grab paper and then I collapsed on the floor..WELL,Tanner (my bf <3) Wasnt in the classroom(he was in the hall like 7 roomsaway at the other end of the hallway) but people were yelling` ALLI OH MY GOSH SOMEONE HELP CALL AN AMBULANCE`.When Tanner heard them yelling he said it was like everything was in slow motion xD,he dropped his books and ran and he like carried me down the stairs with his broken arm<3
    Tell me he isnt the best bf EVER?

  6. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  7. redapplecandy redapplecandy
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2011 9:56pm UTC
    Why do girls wanna kiss in the rain so much? I just dont get it.
    Its the fact that your in the rain with someone you love. Your kissing them passionately not giving a care what anyone else thinks.. It's knowing that the environment around you will not change for those precious moments your with them. Kissing in the rain is romantic and the perfect place where there are no interruptions and no anything. Just the the silent music of rain to your ears, Me and you.... Together.
    We never kissed in the rain?
    It's raining outside♥
    True Story


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  9. user1 user1
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 6:56pm UTC
    One boob is bigger than the other.
    -_-


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  11. fortuneteller5 fortuneteller5
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 7:04am UTC
    Yesterday my brother opened a Dr.Pepper and said
    IM DRUNK
    In a stupid voice.
    He is 9 and Autistic and has Mild Aspergers
    I just had to laugh :) (Only cause i know he would be sad if i didnt)
    I love you Andrew :) ♥

  12. cutecotton cutecotton
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 6:38am UTC
    A gilrl in my school,sister
    died and I was told that the
    last thing she said before
    closing her eyes and dieing
    was "i love u."
    Fav if you read this and care.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  13. ruletheworldtonightx ruletheworldtonightx
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 3:53pm UTC
    "Mind Games"
    George's POV: Chapter 4 ; Part 2
    I grabbed Macy and laid her on my board. I watch the blood pour from her shoulder. I quickly swam to shore. I picked Macy up off the board and I laid her down on the sand. “I called 911!” Tayler said frantically. She had make-up running down her face. I heard the ambulance in the distance. “Macy, Listen to me, I know you probably can’t hear me but I love you..I love you with all of my f**king heart and I need you to stay strong. You need to stay with me.” Macy’s shoulder was bleeding even worse. I started to cry. I never cried. But watching someone you love get hurt… does that to people. “Give me you shirt” I said to Tayler who was hold he new white shirt in her hand. “Okay” I took the shirt and tied it around Macys arm to stop the bleeding. Taylers face was priceless. The bleeding started to slow down. My heart started beating even faster. I heard the crowd around me. Becca was holding Macys hand. Tayler & Me were standing over Macy. “Where the f**k is des & Kari?” I screamed. “Move the f**k out of my way that’s my f**king friend!” I heard kari scream. Kari had tears streaming down her face. “Oh my god” Desire said while looking at how bloody Macys whole body was. I looked ay Macy’s face. She had a cut on here forehead from when she fell into the water and hit her head on her board. I wiped some of the blood away. I looked down at myself, I was covered. It looked like I killed someone. I put my focus back on Macy. She started to move. She opened her eyes. “Where am I?” her voice started to crackle. “Your on the beach, Tayler called 911, You be fine” I started to cry even more. Macy lifted up her right hand and felt her cut. Then she slowly shut her eyes and put her arm back down. “You’ll be fine” I said one last time. I watched the EMS put her on the stretcher. I had Tayler ride with Macys to the hospital because I was the only one that could drive. Me, Kari, Becca & Desire` ran to my car. I started it and sped off to the hospital. I couldn’t help but wonder what was gunna happen to Macy.
    Should I continue?
    Fave~Follow~Comment ♥
    Note: My policy is if you fave, I'll follow you and Fave your quotes. DO NOT TAKE AN ADVANTAGE OF THIS.

  14. thattraction thattraction
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 10:32am UTC
    Your ex (who you're still in love with) is in a relationship with Your 'bestfriend' who told you you were too good for him.
    ♥ about a minute ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship
    you want to slap her across the face, & kick him in the nuts.

  15. RCurc7 RCurc7
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 10:27am UTC
    today is my
    birthday .
    i just turned 13
    can i just get a couple favs . (: if your still reading this then i love you .
    -nml
    not mrmat.


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  17. Mikaylax33 Mikaylax33
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    August 25, 2011 2:21am UTC
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  18. tayheartsyou tayheartsyou
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 1:40am UTC
    Family Guy Quotes #9
    Judge: I'm sentencing you to 24 months
    in prison.
    Lois: Oh no!
    Brian: Oh no!
    Chris: Oh no!
    Meg: Oh no!
    Kool Aid Guy: OOOH YEAH!

  19. dancer4life45 dancer4life45
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 1:39am UTC
    DENIM
    Graphic Tee's
    Leggings
    and
    Tunics
    Well,
    DENIM
    Backpack
    Headphones
    Hair Gel
    DENIM
    Converse One Star Shoes
    DENIM...
    Shaun White Hoodies
    and
    DENIM
    Target commercial <3


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