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forrealzbitch
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August 17, 2012 3:09pm UTC

I really wanna run run far away

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forrealzbitch
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August 9, 2012 4:28pm UTC

its actually a funny story why i cant get a boyfriend.
you see i am a swimmer and i have a lot of muscles and i have really broad shoulders so i tower over them i also dont put up with any sh*t
..therefor they are all scared of me..

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forrealzbitch
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August 8, 2012 3:06pm UTC

Tom Daley:
'If I had a girlfriend, she'd have to understand that diving is my priority'
Me:
I understand i really do understand now take off your shirt(:

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forrealzbitch
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August 8, 2012 11:46am UTC

Please read
Last night my mom had a dream
she dreamed that there was an earthquake in the center of ther earth causein the whole world to be covered in water at 6;10PM and no one would survive we would all drown
kinda like 2012
she called her boyfriend and he said he wanted to spend his last day with his grandson and my mother said she wanted to spend it with her kids me and my brother my mother said to him see you in the other world
as the wave started approaching my mother asked us if we wanted to wear our life vests and try to float and we told her whatever she wanted to do
and she told us that there was a better life after this one
therefor we died and passed over to the second life

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forrealzbitch
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August 8, 2012 11:37am UTC

Honestly
I hate my friends.
Format Credit: Breeze / USMarineCorps2013

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forrealzbitch
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August 8, 2012 11:08am UTC

Bones are out this year
Curves are in

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forrealzbitch
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August 7, 2012 11:00pm UTC

Dont spend your time on the guy who walked out
Spend it on the one that let you cry on his shoulder
you wont die alone
i promise

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forrealzbitch
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August 7, 2012 4:07pm UTC

If Zuko from
Avatar: The Last Airbender
were a real person
i would totally do nastay
things to that man(:

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forrealzbitch
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July 30, 2012 9:00pm UTC

*At waterpark with bestfriend
Bestfriend: *smiles at a cute guy who was checking her out but was about 10 years older
Me: *makes a wierd face
Hot guy: *looks at me making a wierd face at him and starts to run
Me: opps i scared him off again(:
Bestfriend: and this is why we r bestfriends(:

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forrealzbitch
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July 30, 2012 8:40pm UTC

I've lied I've loved I've fallen I've failed I've tested I've taken I've broke I've been beaten
But i never cheated
♥♥♥

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