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Hale_Storm18
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September 16, 2013 3:47pm UTC

basically i don't care if you drink or smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides that fact that you drink, smoke, or do drugs.

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happiest*
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September 16, 2013 4:01pm UTC

today i saw this cute cop and my first thought was “damn i would tap that a.ss so bad” and then he laughed and came closer to me and i thought i did something bad and i couldn’t think what was it and when he started talking i took off my headphones and he said “that was quite a compliment young lady” and in that moment i realizED I SAY THAT OUT LOUD AND FCK MY LIFE AND WHY MUST I HAVE A MOUTH WITH NO FILTER

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Steve*
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August 27, 2013 9:57pm UTC

DOES everyone’s voice…
talksuperfastwhenthingsarewrittenlikethis?
Or
in. their. head. pause. between. words. when. a. period. is. placed. between. them?
ANd IF a PERrSon tyPEs Like thls,
THey iMagINe a VOiCe going Up AnD Down?
AND WHEN THE TEXT IS ALL CAPS, YOU SAY IT A LITTLE LOUDER IN YOUR HEAD.

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happiest*
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August 31, 2013 2:27pm UTC

my brother yelled “HOLLA” at me and he was like “you’re supposed to say holla back” and I immediately replied “I ain’t no holla back girl” and it’s an hour later and I’m still laughing

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glitter162*
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September 1, 2013 4:18pm UTC

You hear a noise.
It's a soft clink followed by footsteps in your yard. You spring to your feet, and race to the door. Flinging it open wide, you race to your backyard. There, you see one thing, and one thing only: a spilled milkshake. Happy tears fill your eyes as you gingerly pick up the milkshake. The wind blows your hair back as you stare off into the sunset and whisper softly to yourself: The boys were here.

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ChocoTaco
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August 31, 2013 9:21pm UTC

*Timeline of my life from birth to now*
Age 0-8: No friends.
Age 8: Webkinz friends.
Age 9: Club Penguin friends.
Age 10: Poptropica friends.
Age 11: Stardoll Friends.
Age 12: *Fail attempt at actual social life*
Age 13: Witty Profiles friends.
Age 14: Witty Profiles friends.
Rest of life: Witty Profiles friends.

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happiest*
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August 27, 2013 3:18pm UTC

today in history class this kid said something about how women belong in the kitchen and my teacher freaked out and he made all the girls in the class write down “at 1:04pm on wednesday november 7th 2012, nick has been blacklisted” and now we’re not allowed to talk to the kid until he comes into class with the 17 apology letters that he’s being forced to write to every girl in the class
Tumblr, i just love it

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 30, 2013 5:08pm UTC

A moment of silence for all the teenagers
whose parents won’t let them eat in their room

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Hale_Storm18
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September 2, 2013 7:04pm UTC

Imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s. Abe Lincoln tweeting stuff like,
"This play sucks. Someone shoot me."

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happiest*
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September 2, 2013 3:16pm UTC

dont ask me for advice i’ll accidentally ruin your life

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goawayanthony*
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 10:30am UTC

I'm really jealous of girls with cute laughs
because it's probably such a turn off when a guy tells a joke and I start making seal noises

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 3:12pm UTC

guys i find attractive
famous
taken
psychologically disturbed
twice my age
not real
dead
gay
all of the above

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 23, 2013 2:57pm UTC

Apparently my little seven year old cousin made a club
at school called the “no friends club” and basically everyone who
doesnt have friends sits together at lunch holy sh.t hes going to be
the next leader of the free world

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
August 23, 2013 3:57am UTC

STORY TIME
so in my art class there's this boy (this isn't going where you think it's going, i promise) and he's really quiet and shy and a few weeks ago after school i was sitting at the back of the class sketching and he was painting at the front. then one of the popular guys who's kind of a "bad boy" walks in and walks right up to him, puts his hand on his shoulder and asks, "hey, whatcha painting?" and the other guy showed him and the popular boy was like, "awh, that's amazing!" and the other guy just BLUSHES and then the popular guy ruffled his hair. then he noticed i was there and gave a kinda awkward little wave but he sat down in front of him and watched him paint for the next hour and a half and they were both smiling so much and i think i accidentally witnessed a highschool au fanfiction occuring at my school oh god its the bad boy and the quiet arty guy i think they're in love and i still can't think properly help

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mtndewhm*
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August 22, 2013 7:48pm UTC

The shoulder:
An extremely sexual organ that can't be shown in school becuase the boys might get distracted.

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p0kemon
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August 27, 2013 6:43pm UTC

Atleast Robby Ray still has Jackson.

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bye*
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August 27, 2013 6:17pm UTC

HARRY LITERALLY BROUGHT A SACK LUNCH TO THE VMAS AND SAT DOWN AND ATE ORANGES DURING THE SHOW CAN U IMAGINE HIM EARLIER THAT DAY “WELL , IT’S A LONG AWARDS SHOW , I MIGHT GET HUNGRY ” SO HE PACKED A LUNCH LIKE A 6 YEAR OLD WHAT THE HELL IS HARRY STYLES

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ChocoTaco
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August 27, 2013 6:25pm UTC

Somebody asked me what my name was today
And I literally responded with "ChocoTaco." Do you realize how unfortunate that is?

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Hale_Storm18
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August 28, 2013 3:09pm UTC

There are people who have Witty accounts and good grades and I don't understand how.

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Eli22b
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August 19, 2013 4:51am UTC

"If you don't support gay marriage, thats like... really embarassing." - Tyler Oakley

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