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1. foreverland
   posted a quote
   August 5, 2011 3:17pm UTC
   & Does anyone else wonder…
   How all these Boys suddenly know about Witty?
   All Credit: foreverland
   
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2. foreverland
   posted a quote
   July 23, 2011 1:41am UTC
   Whenever I read a book or watch a movie,
   and find a character that has the name of someone I don't like,
   I don't like that character anymore.
   All Credit: foreverland
   
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3. foreverland
   posted a quote
   July 16, 2011 12:30am UTC
   Best Friends.
   They're with you from "Once upon a time..."
   To "...Happily ever after."
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4. foreverland
   posted a quote
   June 21, 2011 1:35am UTC
   Gravity is not responsible for falling in love.
   -Albert Einstein
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5. foreverland
   posted a quote
   June 20, 2011 5:27pm UTC
   Why was the Tomato blushing?
   Because he saw the Salad Dressing.
   
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6. foreverland
   posted a quote
   June 20, 2011 5:04pm UTC
   What did Tigger find in the toilet?
   Pooh.
   
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7. foreverland
   posted a quote
   June 20, 2011 4:13pm UTC
   So the elephant says to the camel,
   "Why do you have boobs on your back?"
   And so the camel replies,
   "That's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face."
   
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