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floplikeafish

1. floplikeafish
   posted a quote
   November 14, 2011 10:32am UTC
   "Two things are infinante: the universe and human stupidity;
   and i'm not sure about the universe
   
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2. floplikeafish
   posted a quote
   October 27, 2011 1:02pm UTC
   Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
   Stupidest question of the
   month
   
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3. floplikeafish
   posted a quote
   October 27, 2011 12:40pm UTC
   Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?
   A. Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
   B. Advising the President.
   C. Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin.
   i chose C. :p
   
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4. floplikeafish
   posted a quote
   October 27, 2011 12:34pm UTC
   Life may have no meaning.
   Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove.
   
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5. floplikeafish
   posted a quote
   October 27, 2011 12:26pm UTC
   I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because
   I hate plants.
   
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6. floplikeafish
   posted a quote
   October 27, 2011 9:52am UTC
   I think animal testing is a terrible idea;
   they get all nervous and give the wrong answers
   
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7. floplikeafish
   posted a quote
   October 27, 2011 9:48am UTC
   There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
   Steven Wright
   
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