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flashflaash01

1. flashflaash01
   posted a quote
   August 10, 2011 8:07pm UTC
   *when I was at work*
   Drunk guy- "Hey you're good at cleaning tables!"
   Me- "You should see me make a sandwich"
   nmf
   
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2. flashflaash01
   posted a quote
   August 10, 2011 8:02pm UTC
   *at the beach today*
   "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
   "Well I landed in a pool of sexy soo..."
   
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3. flashflaash01
   posted a quote
   July 25, 2011 4:45pm UTC
   Cause all I know is when
   I'm with you
   Well, I don't need
   anything else
   nmf
   quote (thenotebook)
   
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4. flashflaash01
   posted a quote
   July 8, 2011 6:34pm UTC
   thatawkwardmomentwhen
   you're sleeping over your friends
   house and you're the first one awake.
   nmf
   
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5. flashflaash01
   posted a quote
   July 4, 2011 11:49am UTC
   You just gotta ignite
   the light
   & let it shine
   just own the night
   like the
   Fourth of July
   ❤
   
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6. flashflaash01
   posted a quote
   July 4, 2011 10:48am UTC
   When all you wanted
   was to be wanted,
   wish you could go
   back and tell yourself
   what you know
   now.
   nmf
   ~taylor swift
   
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7. flashflaash01
   posted a quote
   July 4, 2011 10:42am UTC
   I love my haters,
   cause they are my biggest
   fans ♥
   nmf
   
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8. flashflaash01
   posted a quote
   July 4, 2011 10:32am UTC
   Hey America,
   HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!
   nmf
   
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9. flashflaash01
   posted a quote
   July 3, 2011 3:11pm UTC
   Times Square can't shine
   as bright as you,
   I swear it's
   True
   
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10. flashflaash01
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 3:00pm UTC
    girl ;
    You look better with the
    lights off
    nmf
    
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11. flashflaash01
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 2:02pm UTC
    Dear
    eyelashes, wishbones,
    dandelions, pennies, shooting stars
    11:11 & birthday candles,
    Please do your job
    nmf
    
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12. flashflaash01
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 10:01am UTC
    your character is what
    you really are,
    your reputation is what
    others think of you.
    nmf
    
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13. flashflaash01
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 4:21pm UTC
    Karma isn't the only
    bitchh,
    you are one
    too
    nmf/my quote.
    
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14. flashflaash01
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 6:39pm UTC
    Jussttt beccauuse youu tallk
    Liiikkke tthiss ;; doessn'ttt
    Meaannnn you arre coool,,
    nmf
    
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15. flashflaash01
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 5:42pm UTC
    that awkward moment when
    cailliou has a higher voice than his
    2 year old sister.
    
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16. flashflaash01
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 2:34pm UTC
    This one's for you and me;
    Living out our dreams
    We're all right where we should be
    Lift my arms out wide
    I open my eyes
    and now all I want to see is a
    sky full of
    lighters.
    ~bruno mars
    lighters(:
    nmf
    
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17. flashflaash01
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 12:48pm UTC
    Because of
    you...
    not my format.
    
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18. flashflaash01
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 11:01am UTC
    But I already told you my
    whole life story
    Not just based on my description
    Cause where you see it, from where you're sitting
    It's probably 110% different.
    
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19. flashflaash01
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 9:39am UTC
    I can tie my shoes
    with my hands tied behind my
    back
    
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20. flashflaash01
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 10:55pm UTC
    And who needs a boyfriend
    I got my girlfriends &
    When we get together
    The summer never ends
    ♥
    nmf
    
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