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  1. fishie55 fishie55
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2010 7:57pm UTC
    All we need in this world is some love.♥ -Adam Lambert If I Had You

  2. fishie55 fishie55
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2009 9:17pm UTC
    He broke my bestfriends heart.
    Now i hate him for that.
    But not just because he broke her heart.
    I asked him to buy me a pony.
    He had a pony so he said he'd give it to me.
    I was so happy.
    Then he broke her heart.
    Which broke mine for two reasons.
    He hurt my bestfriend.
    And I dont get my pony.
    I really wanted that pony.
    :(

  3. fishie55 fishie55
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2009 9:12pm UTC
    I was sitting in the emergency room listening to this really annoying machine beep. I texted my friend and said "omg theres this really annoying machine thing beeping! and it wont stop!" She replies and says "the only thing that beeps are microwaves and bombs...AND COFFE MAKERS!"
    Ever since then we love coffe makers =]

  4. fishie55 fishie55
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2009 9:07pm UTC
    So i was sitting on my bed in the hospital texting my friend. She didnt feel good so i said "If by any chance you come to the hospital you have to request that your room is right next to mine so we can draw a choo choo train on the ceiling together!" she texted me back and says "HELL YEAH!"
    lmao good timess<3

  5. fishie55 fishie55
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2009 6:30pm UTC
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  6. fishie55 fishie55
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2009 8:15pm UTC
    best friends talk to your boyfriends.... doesnt steel them, but wants them to steel a cow for her birthday.
    too bad that it fell off a cliff... :'(

  7. fishie55 fishie55
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2009 8:10pm UTC
    you know your bestfriends whenn..
    she goes and tells your ex-boyfriend to go get the swine flu while
    he's in mexico.

  8. fishie55 fishie55
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2009 8:03pm UTC
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  9. fishie55 fishie55
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2009 4:06pm UTC
    Wow
    Thanks. Thanks alot for nothing. The only thing you did was complain to me about your problems and your issues. Did you ever think to ask me about my problems or if I was ok every now and then. NO. You didnt. I'm done with you only caring about yourself. I'm done pretending that I care because honestly now i dont. Even since you got a boyfriend and all your "new" friends you changed. I know you dont think so but everyone else does. Some friend you are. Thanks for never asking me to hangout any more. Thanks for lying to my face. When all your other friends leave you and you come to me for support I dont think I'm going to listen anymore. Im done with you. Maybe even FOREVER.
    Sorry just venting.

  10. fishie55 fishie55
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    July 3, 2009 3:52pm UTC
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  11. fishie55 fishie55
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2009 9:09pm UTC
    crazy1 86: hey baby!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???
    crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!
    h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???
    crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
    crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream arrive true.
    crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho. crazy1 86: i clip myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
    crazy1 86: u will look me sometime tonight....
    h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
    crazy1 86:dont worry.... sick take very good care of you...
    crazy1 86 had signed off.
    The girl was so scared she locked every her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to arrive. The girl was so frightened she decided to snooze with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly. Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid odor. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to receive more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out. Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
    PART 2...
    Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid. One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.
    h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!
    2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?
    h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.
    2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
    2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
    h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
    h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister. h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
    2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid. h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
    h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
    h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I adore you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
    The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the home. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so silent. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground.
    They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS icy WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I adore YOU!" - LISA SMITH
    This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you

  12. fishie55 fishie55
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2009 6:42pm UTC
    It takes skills to trip over a dog bone and fly into a tv
    yes i really did this

  13. fishie55 fishie55
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2009 6:30pm UTC
    Why Boys Go Out With Girls...
    Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you. But, if you break this chain no one will like you, or ask you out again for 5 years.
    Advice...
    WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD:
    -SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!
    WHEN SHE ACTS SHY:
    -SAY I LOVE YOU
    WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU:
    - CHASE HER
    WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS:
    - KISS HER
    WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES:
    - HOLD HER TIGHT
    WHEN SHE IS SILENT:
    - SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU
    WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU:
    - SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!
    WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY:
    - GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO
    WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST:
    - TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL
    WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU:
    - TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!!
    WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING:
    -SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS
    WHEN SHE'S SCARED:
    -HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU
    WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER:
    - KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY
    WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND:
    - PLAY WITH HER FINGERS
    WHEN SHE SAYS SHE'S COLD:
    -SHE WANTS YOU TO HOLD HER TIGHT
    Post this in the next 70 seconds and you will have the best day of your life this friday and the one you love will
    KiSS YOU, ASK YOU OUT, CALL YOU, OR TEXT YOU...
    .....OR BETTER

  14. fishie55 fishie55
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2009 7:25pm UTC
    Music is always there when
    no one else is
    just venting

  15. fishie55 fishie55
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2009 9:11pm UTC
    A Friend will bail you out of jail
    A Best friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was freaking amazing! Lets do it again!!"

  16. fishie55 fishie55
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2009 9:02pm UTC
    Shes my BEST FRIEND...
    you break her heart...
    I'll break you FACE
    dont say you wernt warned

  17. fishie55 fishie55
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2009 8:34pm UTC
    When you lay on a trampoline in the dark and look up into the trees and see faces in the trees and figure out how gravity works is when you know you'll be friends forever♥

    lol i really did this with my friends. it was the best night ever!

  18. fishie55 fishie55
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2009 8:25pm UTC
    My friends are the people that... walk into walls with me,trip over the ground, walk into glass doors and be plain stupid with me

  19. fishie55 fishie55
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2009 8:17pm UTC
    Whenever you see me fall im just making sure gravity is still working so you dont get hurt =)

  20. fishie55 fishie55
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2009 8:13pm UTC
    I dont walk into walls......
    they jump infront of me

:)

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