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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    - Are you an angel?
    - No, why?
    - Well my mum told me that those who have marked wrists are angels.
    - I'm not an angel though.
    - Of course you are. Mum said that only angels harm theirselves
    because they don't like life on earth. This world is destroying
    them so they try to return back home in heaven. They are too
    sensitive to the pain of others and their own.
    - You know, your mum is very wise.
    - Thank you, she is also an angel but she has already returned home.

  3. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 3:17pm UTC
    I think my dad hear me crying cause he just cracked open my door and slid a piece of cake on the floor into my room.
    #This s the kind of parent I want to be


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  5. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 7:21pm UTC
    I bet most of you guys here on Witty
    Are actually really popular in school, and you just pretend to be losers so the Internet accepts you.

  6. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 4:50pm UTC
    TALL BOYS
    WITH PRETTY EYES AND DEEP VOICES AND MESSY HAIR WHO SMIRK A LOT ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST AVOID THEM AT ALL COSTS 10/10 WOULD NOT RECOMMEND
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

  7. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 12:35pm UTC
    Relax!
    Uh oh, there was an error when we tried to add a boyfriend to your life. Please try again.

  8. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 4:01pm UTC
    today i saw this cute cop and my first thought was “damn i would tap that a.ss so bad” and then he laughed and came closer to me and i thought i did something bad and i couldn’t think what was it and when he started talking i took off my headphones and he said “that was quite a compliment young lady” and in that moment i realizED I SAY THAT OUT LOUD AND FCK MY LIFE AND WHY MUST I HAVE A MOUTH WITH NO FILTER

  9. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 4:12pm UTC
    I have this weird self-esteem
    issue where I hate myself, but I still think I'm better than everyone else.

  10. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 4:44am UTC
    i think i've finally found someone as socially awkward as i am
    me: brb i need to have a shower
    him: okay have fun
    him: wait
    him: no that made me sound so creepy i'm sorry
    him: i just meant enjoy yoursel- jesus christ.
    him: omg i'm rambling and creepy i'm so sorry i'll just light myself on fire or somethingi

  11. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 2:34pm UTC
    if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something

  12. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 5:26pm UTC
    Today a officer came into my class to talk about substance abuse.
    He had a few pictures in his hands and he said he already spoke with the family
    and that they were okay with him sharing this story. He showed us a picture of the
    cuteset baby boy I had ever seen. His name was Jason, and he showed us more
    pictures, and he told us how intellegent he was, and what great of an athlete he was.
    But then he said at the age of fifteen, Jason started using marij/uana. At first it was
    no big deal, but then he got hooked. He used marij/uana so much he didn't even get
    a high from it anymore, so he moved onto me/th. Jason's parents had no idea as
    to what was going on, they were just called about Jason's grades going from A's to
    F's. Then they got called into school almost every week due to Jason getting in a
    fight. He was just so angry all the time and he just wanted to fight anyone. One night
    he came home and his mother said something to him he didn't quite like, so he
    slammed her through a wall. When Jason's dad got home, he was so angry, he
    beat Jason senseless. But that didn't help anything. Jason went back to the drugs
    and back to the fighting. He started stealing from everyone for me/th. Then he got
    in more trouble for beating up people. One day Jason and his friends were so
    messed up on drugs, for fun they went driving down the road, attacking people,
    beating some to the point they were in the hospital. Jason got arrested, they all
    got arrested. But Jason's parent's loved that sweet little boy in the baby picture
    so much, they took him in after three years in prison, as long as he got help.
    Jason didn't get any help, he went back to the drugs, he went back to the
    crowd of people he had always hung out wtih. When Jason was twenty five
    years old his parents came home, Jason was there waiting for them. He
    attacked his parents with a knife in both hands and was planning on killing
    both of his parents. His dad had no choice. He shot him, and he was taken to
    the hospital. Jason survived, and he recovered and he went back home. Where
    he returned to the substance abuse. Not long after that, Jason had done it
    for far too long, and he hated himself, and he took his own life. And what was
    worse for the family was Jason had a younger sister. Who was following right along
    in her brothers footsteps. But luckily for her, she some how found her way out. She
    was clean, and she is now a happy thirty four year old woman with two daughters.
    Then the officer looked at us and said "I know what you're thinking 'How do we
    know you're telling the truth?" he paused for a moment, before I almost saw
    a grown man burst into tears, he said "Jason was my son."

  13. kunjun kunjun
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 11:10pm UTC
    Ive been trying really hard to be positive, at least on the outside, because I feel like I don't deserve to be sad.


  14. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. Niichole Niichole
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 11:25pm UTC
    ;
    don't
    let your
    story
    end

  16. hello_universe hello_universe
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 10:56pm UTC
    To see my collarbones.
    To see a size 0.
    To see my toes.
    To see my cheekbones.
    To see a low number on the scale.
    To see myself as anything but fat.
    Is that too much to ask for?

  17. kunjun kunjun
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 10:55pm UTC
    nothing haunts us like the things we don't say

  18. cassidawn cassidawn
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 10:42pm UTC
    occupation: princess

  19. kunjun kunjun
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 11:12pm UTC
    To be beautiful means to be yourself. You don't need to be accepted by others. You need to be accepted by yourself.

  20. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2013 5:05pm UTC
    and we learn
    >> as we age

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