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  1. sunnynicky sunnynicky
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 12:05am UTC
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    My dentist told me once
    that letting go is like pulling a tooth. When it was pulled out, you’re relieved, but how many times does your tongue run itself over the spot where the tooth once was? Probably a hundred times a day. Just because it was not hurting you doesn’t mean you did not notice it. It leaves a gap and sometimes you see yourself missing it terribly. It’s going to take a while, but it takes time. Should you have kept the tooth? No, because it was causing you so much pain. Therefore, move on and let go.
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    Format by twilightgirl995

  2. ImOnlyATeen ImOnlyATeen
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    me: why are those guys staring at me?
    me:is there something on my face?
    me:is there something on my shirt?
    me:they're probably laughing at how ugly i am.
    me:they probably find it amusing how fat i am.
    friend:maybe they think you're cute.
    me:are you stupid or something?
    tumblr.

  3. Gymdancer288 Gymdancer288
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 7:01pm UTC
    All the things I still remember...
    summers never looked the same.
    years go by and time just seems to fly,
    but the memories remain.♥

  4. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 7:21pm UTC
    life is a roller coaster
    i t ' s y o u r c h o i c e w h e t h e r y o u
    Scream and hide your head,
    OR THROW YOUR HANDS UP AND
    enjoy the ride.

  5. justmyself justmyself
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    If fear didn't exist,
    I'd run up to you, kiss you, and tell you that I love you.
    nmf

  6. acroxbabe123 acroxbabe123
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    Sometimes the perfect person for you is who you least
    expected it to be♥

  7. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 10:18pm UTC
    A faithful husband was drunk at a party; he didn’t know what was happening around him. When he arrived home, he went straight to bed and slept. When morning came, he was amazed. Everything in his room was in order, and a tablet of aspirin and a glass of water were on his bedside table with a note saying, “Good morning honey, I have to buy groceries but I'll be back for dinner. Have your breakfast! Love you!” from his wife. He wondered why his wife didn't seem to be angry at him, even though he was so drunk last night. He asked his son, “What happened last night? I got drunker than I meant to, your mom should be angry!” The son replied “When mom got home, you were still drunk and you were lying on the bed in your dirty clothes. She tried to undress you, but you said,'Stop, I'm married.’"
    I found this on tumblr, but it made me smile like an idiot (:

  8. TVQuotes TVQuotes
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 4:37pm UTC
    Mean Girls #1
    Karen: If you're from Africa, why are you white?
    Gretchen: Oh my God Karen! You can't jus ask people why they're white!
    follow me I follow back, @TVQuotes.

  9. WonderfulLove WonderfulLove
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 10:38pm UTC
    When I was 6,
    my boyfriend was 9.
    We're so meant to be.
    True Story

  10. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    me: knock knock
    him: who's there?
    me: I should like
    him: i should like who?
    me: me

  11. Sunny1703 Sunny1703
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 5:07pm UTC
    Missing someone isn't about,
    The number of days or weeks you've gone without seeing them;
    It's about doing something and wishing they were right there with you.

  12. Maz117 Maz117
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    if two people are meant for eachother,
    it doesn't mean they HAVE to be together right now

  13. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    RIP Mermaid Man
    You were a part of my childhood, a part that I will never forget. Spongebob wouldn't have been the same without you. RIP Ernest Borgnine.
    1917 - 2012

  14. Phoebe* Phoebe*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    Bully: You're asking for it , do you wanna mouth full of fist ?!
    Me: Do you want a butt full of foot ?!
    Bully: .....
    Dad: Sweetie , you're sister's going away , go say bye !
    Me: Pip pip doodly doo !
    Dad: .....
    Brother: I just got you 1D tickets !
    Me: HUG ME BROTHA !!!!!
    Brother: ....
    Mom: You didn't do the dishes like you told me ?!
    Me: Are you calling me a liar ?!
    Mom: Well I ain't calling you a truther !
    Me: ...this is why I love you.
    nmf/
    all mine♥

  15. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 10:24am UTC
    SUMMER 2 0 1 2;«
    No school. Sleepovers. Tanning. Beaches. Water fights. Tank tops. Flip flops.
    Lemonade. Summer romances. Sunglasses. Taking Pictures. Late nights.
    Bikinis. Ice-cream. Memories. Warm air. Camps. Short shorts. Sleeping in.
    SUMMER BREEZE. TAN LINES. BELLY TOPS. SAND CASTLES. LONG HAIR.
    MUD FIGHTS. BONFIRES. SLUSHIES. POOL PARTIES. SUN KISSED HAIR.
    PALM TREES. BARBEQUES. BLUE SKIES. HOT GUYS. CONCERTS.
    MAKE IT COUNT♥

  16. moonbeampie moonbeampie
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    *teacher calls name on roll*
    normal people:Here!
    me: *has been preparing for this moment for the last ten minutes*
    *sends email*
    normal people: logs out.
    me: immediately goes to sent items and reads it again.
    *arrives early to event*
    normal people: Sorry I'm a little early!
    me: *waits in car until it's deemed socially acceptable to arrive*
    *somebody was mean to me*
    normal people: argues, then forgets it.
    me: spends the next six years winning arguments against them in the shower
    *remembers embarassing moment from years ago*
    normal people: *laughs*
    me: cringes and obsesses over what could have been done differently.

  17. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    ...but when you are attracted to someone,
    it's because of the details...
    their kindness , their eyes , their smile..
    the fact that they can get you to laugh
    when you need it most

  18. ineedhis_sweatshirt ineedhis_sweatshirt
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 7:42pm UTC
    | ( • )( • ) | Sponqebob
    / ( • )( • ) \ Patrick
    ( (•)(•) ) Squidward
    | (•) | Plankton
    |•||•| Mr.Krabs

  19. ge0rgi4 ge0rgi4
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    no one: I just bought new crocs!
    no one: mondays are the best day of the week
    no one: who's adele?
    no one: can you give us more homework? I didn't really understand the lesson
    no one: I wish I was snooki's baby, she's gonna be a great mother
    no one: I just woke up, take my picture!
    no one: nicki minaj has some quality lyrics

  20. ge0rgi4 ge0rgi4
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    Butterflies can't see their own wings.They never know how beautiful they are. People can be like
    that too, I think.

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