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MsHoran
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August 24, 2012 6:15pm UTC

Me in my head: GET OUT OF MY WAY PEASANTS! ONE FABULOUS B/TCH IS COMING THROUGH!!
Me in reality: *awkwardly dodges people and trips into a wall*

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WhoThatGirl
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 9:09pm UTC

*First day of school thoughts*
Me: I wonder who's in my class!
Me: *walks in*
Me: AW HELL NAW

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thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 5:03pm UTC

Its werid to
t hink one day
this is just going to be a memory.
Something happening right now will just be
a memory.
Going to school will just be a memory.
The friends you have now will just be a memory.
The clothes you wear now will just be a memory.
Your crush will just be a memory.
The fights will just be a memory.
All those times your mom made you food will just be a memory.
Everything will one day just be a memory
because in the end we all die.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about that?

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sammy*
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 11:14am UTC

That sick feeling,
in your stomach,
when you're told
something,
→ you didn't want to hear.
Format by Yayrey

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LilyTree
posted a quote
August 15, 2012 7:20pm UTC

why do we fall?
So we can learn to
pick ourselves up.
- batman

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alpharedw13
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 8:04pm UTC

Me watching the Olympics:
Me: Pssh, I could do that.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: ...Okay, maybe not...

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Mix_Tapes_For_You
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 10:15pm UTC

Me watching the Olympics: Oh wow, that was impressive!
Announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE!
tumblr

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AustinH
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 4:28pm UTC

Watching the Olympics just reminds
of how much talent I don't have.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 11:52pm UTC

when i see young athletes in olympics
AND I'M LIKE, "I HAVE DONE NOTHING WITH MY LIFE."
nmq

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melonroxs
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 8:16pm UTC

Cop jokes aren't funny.
So give it arrest.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 6:56pm UTC

me: sometimes i talk to myself
me: omg same
nmq

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forever_mine_123
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 9:35pm UTC

Anyone else remember:
" I know you are but what am I ?"

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lilmissjade12
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 5:06pm UTC

A confident girl does not
show off her naked body,
She shows of her naked face.

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LilyTree
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 7:34pm UTC

Dumb guys go for dumb girls and smart
guys go for dumb girls, and you know
what us smart girls get?
That's right.
CATS.

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TheMascaraSeries
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 7:16pm UTC

Scared to move forward,
afraid to look back.
Stuck between wanting the future,
and missing the past.
MY QUOTE.
Format Credit: TheMascaraSeries.

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 7:06pm UTC

Website: did you know that the more attracted you are to a person, the easier it is for
that individual to make you laugh?
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: is that why i laugh at my own jokes

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TVQuotes
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 7:30pm UTC

Pretty Little Liars #3
Spencer: Can you walk any softer?.
Hanna: Oh please, Jenna can't hear us, she's blind.
Follow for a follow

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 10:25pm UTC

"If you asked me how
I'm doin, I would say I'm doin just fine. I would lie and say that you're not on my mind."

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 7:43pm UTC

format by neversaynever16
When you
don't know how to pronounce a character's name in a book, so you just substitute your own jibberish word in your
head.

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 3:06pm UTC

I feel so bad for women competing
in the olympics while on their period.

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