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Why not be friends
if you like the same baseball team
.......oh you like the RED SOX and you like the Yankees

exverything
posted a quote
December 22, 2009 4:27pm UTC

Imagine your at a football game your favorite team is playing what would you rather do.....
Play against a good team and lose or play against a bad team and win
You can choose what game would you go to if you would put your answer in the comments so people could read thx :P

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September 26, 2009 9:55pm UTC

George:AWWWWWWW :(
Mac:Whats up with u
George:I got pooped on by a bird
Mac:Y did u get pooped on ???
George:I walked under a tree three times and it pooped on me three times
Mac: : O
George: Mac u there
Mac:The movie got canceled and i guess we cant go tomorrow bye
Mac left chat room
This was based on a true story....really

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exverything
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September 26, 2009 9:41pm UTC

I never new a pen is made out of
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U
OIL

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exverything
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June 29, 2009 8:48pm UTC

People says money doesn't grow on trees but isn't it made of trees?

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June 29, 2009 8:41pm UTC

Jake-Whats your favorite holiday?
Joe-Labor day.
Jake-Why?
Joe-..because I can boss anyone around!
^^^^^
{* *}
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June 29, 2009 8:29pm UTC

You just got off the bus and onto your street and now for summer vacation then you realize that you forgot your phone in your locker BUMMER
^^
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June 28, 2009 2:16pm UTC

Your 90 years old and it's you birthday you get a pink cake then you ask "can I have a chocolate cake next year" the your son says "If your alive till then"

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exverything
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June 20, 2009 10:04am UTC

Mac- "Have a minuite Jake"
Jake- "Yea I have all the time in my life"
Mac-"How long is that about"
Mac- "Ten minuites then i'll get hit by a car and roll over and die"

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June 20, 2009 9:59am UTC

How many animals do you have 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,or more
If you have more animals then nine this means you should get out more

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June 20, 2009 9:46am UTC

Guess What?
Im In Your Closet

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June 19, 2009 3:35pm UTC

Black is the new white

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May 30, 2009 7:16pm UTC

My bird had a poo
I got the flew
then I said ACHOO
then I went skippity skippity doo
the cow flew
when I went poo
then Jake said ACHOO
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HEE HEEE