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Member Since: 12 Jan 2012 10:28pm

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eviljerorb
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February 20, 2012 7:24pm UTC

Spongebob: Flatter the customer!
*person answers door*: hello?
Patrick: I LOVE YOU!

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eviljerorb
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February 20, 2012 1:32am UTC

Awkward Moment...
*Phone Rings*
You: Hey mom, we need some cheese from the store!
Other person: Who is this?
You: Your son?
Other person: I don't have a son, I'm Nikki Minaj
You: *Put number as contact on phone*
Nikki Minaj: Hello? You still there?
You: WTF??!!! *Hang up*

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eviljerorb
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February 20, 2012 1:25am UTC

Worst excuse for not turning in homework:
I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

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eviljerorb
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February 20, 2012 1:14am UTC

I was lying in my bed looking at the stars, then I wondered,
where the heck is the ceiling?

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eviljerorb
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February 19, 2012 1:38am UTC

Last night I lied in my bed looking at the stars...
Then I thought, where the heck is my ceiling?

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eviljerorb
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February 19, 2012 1:32am UTC

The road to success...
Is under construction

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eviljerorb
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January 12, 2012 10:36pm UTC

Find someone worth your tears, worth your laughter, worth your heart and that loves you as much as you love them.

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eviljerorb
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January 12, 2012 10:32pm UTC

A magician was driving down the road, and turned into a driveway...

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