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Member Since: 18 Mar 2012 11:29pm

Last Seen: 12 Dec 2012 06:06pm

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  1. espencer espencer
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 1:51pm UTC
    That moment when you get your period and you want to punch someone
    In the face
    nmf

  2. espencer espencer
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 3:06pm UTC
    TAG(:
    I m starting a game of Tag FAVE this quote so I can TAG you ...........
    Rules:
    1.)To tag someone you comment on their profile saying TAG(:
    2.) you only can tag one person a day
    3.) If you have been tagged more than 3 times then you follow the every third person that tags you.
    4.) HAVE FUN!
    May the odds ever be in your favor(:........

  3. espencer espencer
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    TAG(:
    I m st ar t i ng a game of Tag FAVE this quote so I can TAG you ...........
    Rules:
    1.)To tag someone you comment on their profile saying TAG(:
    2.) you only can tag one person a day
    3.) If you have been tagged more than 3 times then you follow the every third person that tags you.
    4.) HAVE FUN!
    May the odds ever be in your favor(:........

  4. espencer espencer
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    TAG(:
    I m starting a game of Tag FAVE this quote so I can TAG you ...........
    Rules:
    1.)To tag someone you comment on their profile saying TAG(:
    2.) you only can tag one person a day
    3.) If you have been tagged more than 3 times then you follow the every third person that tags you.
    4.) HAVE FUN!
    May the odds ever be in your favor(:........

  5. espencer espencer
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 2:51pm UTC
    Me: "Have you guys hugged yet??!"
    Little girl with boyfriend:"no.. But we say bye to eachother...sometimes"
    Lmao(x

  6. espencer espencer
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 1:49pm UTC
    Car Ride home (true story)
    Uncle: *turns on dumb music *
    Cousin: I kinda want to listen to music with words...
    Uncle:
    Cousin:
    Uncle: I kinda want to throw you out the window.......
    Cousin:

  7. espencer espencer
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 1:13am UTC
    THIS WHAT IM DOING TOMARROW!!!!! = NO LIFE
    Point at someone and shout "Your one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly
    Run up to someone random on the street and slap them with a loaf of bread.
    Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
    Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy.
    Put a dora doll in the middle of Walmart.When someone tries to pick it up yell "SWIPER NO SWIPING".
    Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that you are them from the future.
    Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.
    Go up to a random lady with a daughter and say her son is adorable.
    If skinny people skinny dip what do fat people do? Chunky Dunk?
    Blow up a balloon, then ask someone to pop it, when they do, start screaming.
    Fill your mouth with whipped cream, then run down the street screaming "I HAVE RABIES".
    Sit on a curb with a stuffed animal and scream at it about how it ruined your life.
    Go jump on a random guys back and yell (THE SKY IS FALLING RUN MAN RUN) and see what happens.
    Make "No Dumping - Violators Will Be Prosecuted" signs and put them in public bathroom stalls.
    Throw a small plastic ball at some body and then yell "get in your ball you stupid pokemon. |
    Go to walmart, find a random old guy and yell, "GRANDPA! YOUR STILL ALIVE! ITS A MIRACLE".
    Run through a police station and yell " I finally escaped from prison!" .
    Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead.
    When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" "I Won!, I Won!"

  8. espencer espencer
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 5:06pm UTC
    One year for
    Halloween I was a
    ninja
    My costume was so good no one gave me candy:(
    -nmf

  9. espencer espencer
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 12:21am UTC
    Hey you! yeah you . . . . . Marry me? Like now?

  10. espencer espencer
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 2:38pm UTC
    What a kiss really means...
    Kiss on the stomach = I'm ready
    Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we're together forever ...
    Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything
    Kiss on the Cheek = We're friends
    Kiss on the Hand = I adore You
    Kiss on the Neck = We belong together
    Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you
    Kiss on the Lips = I love you
    What the gesture means...
    Holding Hands = We definitely love each other
    Slap on the Butt = That's mine ;)<3
    Holding on tight = I don't want to let go
    Looking into each other's Eyes = I just plain love you
    Playing with Hair = Tell me you love me
    Arms around the Waist = I love you too much to let go
    Laughing while Kissing = I am completely comfortable with you
    --ADVICE!--
    -Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
    -If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love
    --REQURIEMENTS-- Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships. If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now and can't get them out of your head then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you
    ~KennaJ

  11. espencer espencer
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 6:27pm UTC
    That moment when you see someone copied your quote and your like
    F**ck NO. Report.

    Follow for a follow?

  12. espencer espencer
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 6:24pm UTC
    This goes out to those
    witty boys(:,
    [♥] [♥] [♥] That girls are completely in love with(: just because now by reading quotes you know how to treat a girl
    Right.

  13. espencer espencer
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 5:15pm UTC
    BLONDES <3
    They would be dangerous if they
    had brains(:

  14. espencer espencer
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 1:00am UTC
    FOLLOW ME
    I HAVE NO FRIENDS !
    --------------- ♥ ---------------

  15. espencer espencer
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    You are a ninja if you can fave this quote(:
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    Quote # 5365561 was added by Raymatts to funny on 14 May 2012 at 4:19pm
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    Comment if your not a ninja

  16. espencer espencer
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 12:07am UTC
    I m a looser!
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    Quote # 5365561 was added by Raymatts to funny on 14 May 2012 at 4:19pm
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    I believe no one is a looser especially her ^^^^^^^

  17. espencer espencer
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    TRUE STORY(: haha
    Mom: Since its our belated mothers day dinner all tell me why you are thankfull for me
    Sister: because..... i love you!
    Other sister: *stands on chair* thankyou mom for making me tyson chicken
    Me: (In girly boy voice) Well mother I am thankful for you pushing me out of your ****** into this fabulous world!

  18. espencer espencer
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 11:51pm UTC
    Does anyone find it hilarious that
    The guy in the Call me mabey video is gay???

  19. espencer espencer
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    Everyone says things get better...
    but do they really?

  20. espencer espencer
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    Soooo you hate me? Thats nice(:guess
    who cares???? Not this girl<3

:)

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