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  1. blankwolf* blankwolf*
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 1:56pm UTC
    Romeo: Hey I just met you.
    Juliet:
    Romeo: And this is crazy.
    Juliet:
    Romeo: But I saw you at your dad's party I wasn't supposed to attend and I thought you were pretty cute so I followed you and we kissed but your nanny called you away and I found out you were a Capulet and got bummed so I sneaked into your backyard in the middle of the night and climbed onto your balcony uninvited to profess my dying love after an hour even though I loved Rosaline like 2 scenes ago.
    Juliet:
    Juliet:
    Romeo:
    Juliet:
    Romeo: So marry me maybe.

  2. SydDaNinjaUnicorn SydDaNinjaUnicorn
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 8:22am UTC
    Why I don't have a boyfriend #1-
    I walk around my house with a basket on my back for over an hour yelling,
    "I'm a turtle! Look at me mom!!!!!"

  3. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    Can we fall
    One m o r e time
    STOP THE TAPE AND REWIND
    (Format by defe4ted / quote made by OneDirection)

  4. x_damaged_x x_damaged_x
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 3:50pm UTC
    When boys playfully take your things
    so you can be closer to them ♥
    -Credit to ThingsBoysDoWeLove;; like for more?

  5. xPoptartStealerx xPoptartStealerx
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 11:21pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. gymtastics21 gymtastics21
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    6 months after I was born,my mother was diagnosed with breast cancer.Going to chemo with her every Thursday was normal for me as a toddler.I never thought of her as any different as the other parents.Then the summer before 5th grade, she got really sick. I still thought she was as beautiful as ever.I found out I had won class president in 5th grade.So I went home to tell my mom.She used every ounce of strength to smile and high-five me.Then I went to my friend's house.Where I was later called home.My father told me,"Honey, mommy isn't with us anymore."So now, here I am in 8th grade, class president.And I can feel my mommy high fiving and smiling at me from heaven.I love you mommy<3

  7. ifrolicktheoasis ifrolicktheoasis
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 6:07pm UTC
    Colour of your pants +
    the last thing you ate or drank +
    the first word of your favorite song =
    your band name.
    comment yours. ♥

  8. senirita senirita
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    is it possible
    to be in love with five boys I've never met?

  9. k0kiri k0kiri
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    2 ∞ & ↑

  10. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 6:34am UTC
    "Being single doesn't make you weak
    it means that you're strong enough
    to wait for what you deserve"
    - Niall Horan♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  11. ilovedance143 ilovedance143
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC
    Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

  12. Just_3_Things Just_3_Things
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    That annoying moment when,
    you know a band wayyyy before everyone else, then they have one popular song and BAM everones obsessed with them.

    nmf

  13. blood_shot_rose blood_shot_rose
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 2:02pm UTC
    Hey, wanna come over eat
    some pizza and watch a
    Disney movie. And maybe
    fall helplessly in love?
    Just a suggestion.

  14. alimophia alimophia
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 2:39pm UTC
    One Direction isn't an inspiration?
    Harry: Made me believe that you don't need to be super skinny and gorgeous to get a guy. He taught me age isn't the biggest problem in a relationship.
    Niall: Taught me it's okay to be different. He made me believe that some guys really will wait for the girl of their dreams, not just the other way around.
    Louis: Made me believe it's ok to be immature no matter how old you are. He taught me people can change and to dress how I like no matter what people say to me.
    Liam: Convinced me that if you want something bad enough and you keep trying you can reach your goals, even if you fail the first time. He also inspired me to change it up every so often.
    Zayn: Taught me that being shy can be a good thing sometimes. Also, he taught me that it's okay to be happy with your appearance, and to love yourself.
    Now do you believe me? If not, one last thing: They made girls feel beautful and brought fans closer together.
    We are family.<3

  15. wittygiraffelover wittygiraffelover
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 5:13pm UTC
    showing someone a youtube
    video and constantly checking
    their face to make sure they're
    enjoying it.
    -

  16. Demitriaa_Lee Demitriaa_Lee
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    People say that One Direction are only famous 'cause of their appearance..
    Yeah, I bought their album so I could listen to their faces...

  17. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    Me: Hey mom, need help with the dishes?
    Mom: Oh no thank you honey. I have i t.
    *10 minutes later*
    Mom: I SWEAR I GET NO HELP AROUND THIS DAMN HOUSE!

  18. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 12:48pm UTC
    Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    There is always that one class
    That you never talk in.

  19. Softball2112 Softball2112
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 10:13pm UTC
    See you later, alligator.
    In a while, crocodile.
    In an hour, sunflower.
    Maybe two, kangaroo.
    Gotta go, buffalo.
    Adios, hippos.
    Ciao ciao, brown cow.
    Adieu, atoo.
    Better swish, jellyfish.
    Chop chop, lollipop.
    Gotta run, skeleton.
    Bye-bye, butterfly.
    See you soon, raccoon.

  20. mustaches_ mustaches_
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    me: who wants to be my valentine?
    world: *silence*
    me: okay now let's not all shout at once

:)

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