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jimmy365
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April 9, 2013 3:24pm UTC

"i'm so fat!"
I scream as I shove a brownie, pizza, my neighbors cat, two oak trees, a small country into my mouth
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jimmy365
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April 13, 2013 3:09pm UTC

everyone: you cant eat all of that
me: watch me
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kitkat929m
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April 12, 2013 10:27pm UTC

Fries before guys.
Foods before dudes.

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Cammie
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April 13, 2013 8:43pm UTC

I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer.
Then it hit me.

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ImAddictedToLifeMkai
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March 28, 2013 2:34pm UTC

Why do we need school?
Music: We have Youtube
Sport: There's a Wii
Spanish: There's Dora
English: Everything shortened anyways (idk,dm,brb)
Math: Thats why we have calculators
Geography: I'll buy a globe
History: There all dead anyways.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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AshleyRoseXoXoXo
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February 13, 2013 10:11pm UTC

Is your name Wi-Fi ?
because , i'm feeling a connection.(;

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GodsGurllyyGurl
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February 13, 2013 10:24pm UTC

hey guys...
are anyone else's fav buttons blue...
not red?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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kristabff
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February 11, 2013 2:30pm UTC

I have to be honest here.
sometimes I get crushes on animated boy characters.

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cujo*
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February 8, 2013 3:17am UTC

watch the masses fall. Burn it down, control 'em all!
MAKE ME CRAWL
to daddy's little girl to read the writings on the wall

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Shanaynor
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February 6, 2013 8:34pm UTC

At home: COUGH HACK WHEEZE COUGH DIE
At the doctors: .... I swear I'm sick.... Just gimme a sec....

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cujo*
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February 5, 2013 12:10am UTC

you should be doing your homework right now

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