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  1. WhisperInTheDark WhisperInTheDark
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 1:33am UTC
    I know you don't care, but,
    My Daddy comes home from Iraq tomorrow!♥

  2. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
    Boy: I know.
    Girl: I love you!
    Boy: I love you more!
    *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room*
    Girl: Where is he?
    Dad: Don't you know who gave you your heart?
    Girl: (Starts crying)
    Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.

  3. speaknow22 speaknow22
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 9:52pm UTC
    Oh, you know all the words to this song?
    Please, sing it as loud as you possibly can.

  4. fieldhockeylover1418092 fieldhockeylover1418092
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 11:27am UTC
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    Stop delaying, go ahead on a vacation!
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    You really thought that was an add and scrolled over it, didn't you.

  5. starbright14 starbright14
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 1:30pm UTC
    This Weekend is Mother’s Day Weekend;
    Favorite if you love your Mom and never want to lose her.*

    I love you mom.

  6. meg1398 meg1398
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    Dear Noah,
    We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
    Sincerely,
    nmq/nmf Unicorns

  7. givingyoumyheart givingyoumyheart
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 9:50pm UTC
    I like food
    more than people.

  8. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 2:50pm UTC
    Me: I'm going to log off of witty and do something productive with my life!
    Me: *logs off*
    Me: *gets food*
    Me: *watches tv*
    Me: *sleeps*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: I'm bored.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: *logs onto witty*

  9. ADropInTheOceanxo ADropInTheOceanxo
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    R.I.P Junko Furuta
    because the world needs to know:
    DAY 1: November 22, 1988: Kidnapped
    Kept captive in a house, and forced to pose as one of boy’s girlfriend
    R*ped (over 400 times in total)
    Forced to call her parents and tell them she had run away
    Starved and malnutritioned
    Fed roaches to eat and urine to drink
    Forced to m*sturb*te
    Forced to strip in front of others
    Burned with cigarette lighters
    Foreign objects inserted into her v*g*na/a*us
    DAY 11: December 1, 1988: Severely beat up countless times
    Face held against concrete ground and jumped on
    Hands tied to ceiling and body used as a punching bag
    Nose filled with so much blood that she can only breath through her mouth
    Dumbbells dropped onto her stomach
    Vomited when tried to drink water (her stomach couldn’t accept it)
    Tried to escape and punished by cigarette burning on arms
    Flammable liquid poured on her feet and legs, then lit on fire
    Bottle inserted into her a*us, causing injury
    DAY 20: December10, 1989: Unable to walk properly due to severe leg burns
    Beat with bamboo sticks
    Fireworks inserted into a*us and lit
    Hands smashed by weights and fingernails cracked
    Beaten with golf club
    Cigarettes inserted into v*g*na
    Beaten with iron rods repeatedly
    Winter; forced outside to sleep in balcony
    Skewers of grilled chicken inserted into her v*g*na and a*us, causing bleeding
    DAY 30: Hot wax dripped onto face
    Eyelids burned by cigarette lighter
    Stabbed with sewing needles in chest area
    Left n*pple cut and destroyed with pliers
    Hot light bulb inserted into her v*g*na
    Heavy bleeding from v*g*na due to scissors insertion
    Unable to urinate properly
    Injuries were so severe that it took over an hour for her to crawl downstairs and use the bathroom
    Eardrums severely damaged
    Extreme reduced brain size
    DAY 40: Begged her torturers to “kill her and get it over with”
    January 1, 1989: Junko greets the New Years Day alone
    Body mutilated
    Unable to move from the ground
    DAY 44: January 4, 1989: The four boys beat her mutilated body with an iron barbell, using a loss at the game of Mah-jongg as a pretext. She is profusely bleeding from her mouth and nose. They put a candle’s flame to her face and eyes.
    Then, lighter fluid was poured onto her legs, arms, face and stomach, and then lit on fire. This final torture lasted for a time of two hours.
    Junko Furuta died later that day, in pain and alone. Nothing could compare 44 days of suffering she had to go through.
    When her mother heard the news and details of what had happened to her daughter, she fainted. She had to undergo a psychiatric outpatient treatment . Imagine her endless pain.
    Her killers are now free men. Justice was never served, not even after 20 years.
    They deserve a punishment much greater than they had put upon Furuta, for putting an innocent girl through the most unbearable suffering.
    This story from 1989 is true. Please spread her story around. Everyone should know about the existence of Junko Furuta’s unimaginable and incomprehensible suffering, and this is why this group has been made.
    Invite your friends. Never let her story be forgotten. If this story changes the life of at least one person then it has been worth it.
    Rest In Eternal Peace,
    Junko Furuta
    she was only 17

  10. Hollister_x3 Hollister_x3
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    HITTING YOU SIDE ON A TABLE
    A n d L i m p i n g T o T h e G r o u n d L i k e Y o u ' v e B e e n S h o t . ♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  11. hockeygurl17 hockeygurl17
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    Dear shaving commercials,
    Please stop shaving already hairless legs. If you want impress us shave a gorilla.
    Sincerely, the world.

  12. hhaannaahhm7 hhaannaahhm7
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 6:27pm UTC
    Taylor Swifts Son
    now thats a boy who will know how to treat a girl right
    **************************************

  13. Katyax96 Katyax96
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 7:30pm UTC
    I hate it when
    I meow at cats and they don't meow back.
    Unbelievably rude.


  14. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  15. superfish12 superfish12
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    FaceBook is my friend,
    YouTube is my voice,
    Google is my brain,
    Witty is my heart.

  16. standstill_lookpretty standstill_lookpretty
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 7:39am UTC
    nmf
    i hate getting
    flashbacks of things i don't even want to remember.

  17. gxixa1 gxixa1
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 4:33pm UTC
    pretty person: i would rather be called beautiful than hot.
    Me: I'll take what I can get...

  18. LookingThroughMyHazelEyes LookingThroughMyHazelEyes
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    when im depressed, i cut myself...
    a piece of cake.

  19. squishy squishy
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    *Mom hands me phone to answer*
    Me: Hello?
    Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
    Me: I have no mother.
    Her: Well can I speak to your father?
    Me: Yeah, which one?
    Her: Which one is home?
    Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
    Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
    Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
    Her: So who's Antonio?
    Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
    Her: So Carlos was cheating?
    Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
    Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
    Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
    Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
    Me: I never said that.
    Her: Yes, yes you did!
    Me: No I didn't.
    Her: Y-yes! You did!
    Me: Did what?
    Her: Y-you-Nevermind have a nice day, goodbye.
    My mom's reaction=priceless.

  20. Grainne12 Grainne12
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 4:06pm UTC
    Crocs
    Making humans look like idiots since 2002

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