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emzpiexx
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June 13, 2012 2:49pm UTC

Moonwalking into jail because you're a smooth criminal.

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emzpiexx
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June 13, 2012 2:16pm UTC

Gmail.com asked me was I Male Female or other O_O

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emzpiexx
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June 13, 2012 2:12pm UTC

Paper beats rock!? Well then stand in front of me while I throw a rock & protect yourself with a piece of paper. Let’s see who wins. ;)

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emzpiexx
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June 13, 2012 12:55pm UTC

Cops are so selfish, they never say "Thank you for committing a crime and keeping us employed" jerks. =^.^=

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emzpiexx
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June 13, 2012 12:50pm UTC

Graduation Speech of 2012: I'd life to thank the internet; Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, & the Creator of Copy & Paste. :D

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emzpiexx
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June 13, 2012 12:45pm UTC

SMART IDEA: If you lose something in your room, take a picture of your room, put it on Facebook & play "I Spy." ... You're welcome ;)

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emzpiexx
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June 13, 2012 12:41pm UTC

Trying to understand you is like trying to smell the color 9.

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emzpiexx
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June 13, 2012 12:39pm UTC

"Want to go out?"
"I have a boyfriend"
"I have a math test tomorrow"
"And?"
"Sorry, I thought we were naming things we could cheat on"

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emzpiexx
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June 13, 2012 12:16pm UTC

When your ex says, "You'll never find anyone like me." Reply with, "That's the damn point !"

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emzpiexx
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June 13, 2012 11:51am UTC

In every PE class there's always that one person who thinks they are in the damn Olympics. -__-

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emzpiexx
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June 13, 2012 11:45am UTC

I hate having family as Friends on facebook. It makes me think twice about what I want to post. -___-

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emzpiexx
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June 13, 2012 10:59am UTC

Roses are red.
Facebook is blue.
No mutual friends.
Who da f**k are you?

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emzpiexx
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June 13, 2012 10:56am UTC

Okay... I've been holding this in for about 10 years now....
But...
I LET THE DOGS OUT

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emzpiexx
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June 10, 2012 6:33pm UTC

DOES ANYONE ELSE
PICTURE LADY GAGA LIVING IN THE CAPITOL?

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emzpiexx
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June 10, 2012 6:30pm UTC

Dear people who question
why girls go to the bathroom together;
Hermione went alone
and got attacked by a troll.

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emzpiexx
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June 10, 2012 5:52am UTC

"FORGET ABOUT THE PRICE TAG!"
"Nan, go back in and pay for that!"

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emzpiexx
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June 9, 2012 7:46am UTC

Money can't buy happiness... But it can buy bacon, and that's pretty damn close. :')

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emzpiexx
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June 9, 2012 7:10am UTC

Paper cuts: So small… but so evil.

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emzpiexx
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June 9, 2012 7:02am UTC

In scary movies, the person yells out, "Hello?" As if the bad guy is gonna be like, "Yeah, I'm in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?" Wtf?

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emzpiexx
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June 9, 2012 6:57am UTC

A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, "Where were you between four and six?" I said, "Kindergarten.

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