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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 2:51pm UTC

I really can't picture
anyone having a crush on me.
I can't picture someone thinking about me before they fall asleep,
or telling their friends about me.
I can't picture anyone getting butterflies because I said Hi to them,
or even just smiled at them.
I can't picture someone smiling at the computer screen
or their cell phones when we're talking..

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waitingforyourtouch
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 4:14pm UTC

Am I the only one??
who wants to die,
be dead for like a day,
see how everyone reacts,
then come back to life.

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 6:26pm UTC

Shoutout to the Sprouse twins
for being the only Disney stars that didn't start a singing career~

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livelaughlovee16
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 6:18pm UTC

today i was an amusmant park with my school,
and i saw a hot guy.
so i pulled out a sharpie,
walked over to him,
and said,
"can i test my sharpie on you?"
he shrugged so i took his arm,
wrote my number on it, and walked away.
i got a text a few minutes later saying,
"i think it works."

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emzpiexx
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 11:20am UTC

Mom can you make me something to eat?
Make it yourself.
I'm not hungry anymore.

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badwolf*
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September 29, 2011 4:34pm UTC

♥ this and your nose will automatically
itch

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foreverxtogether
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July 12, 2010 11:09am UTC

click to see this quote

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emzpiexx
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 5:55am UTC

My names Alex Russo
and I like to poke things with a
stick.
But I haven't figured out
how to make money with that yet,
so I'm in school.

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emzpiexx
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 5:30pm UTC

Teacher: "Do you want to spend lunch time in my office?!?!?!"
Me: "Are you asking me on a date?" o.O

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emzpiexx
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June 26, 2012 11:05am UTC

Hello ninjas of the world... If your reading this you are officially a NINJA. So, help solve our world by keeping up with me for more updates on our missions...Fave this if your a TRUE ninja... If you fail to do so... Well lets just say we will have to DESTROY you.... Have a nice day ninjas of the world :D

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emzpiexx
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 7:01am UTC

LMFAO - Creating the best best music of the 21st century.

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emzpiexx
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 12:39pm UTC

"Want to go out?"
"I have a boyfriend"
"I have a math test tomorrow"
"And?"
"Sorry, I thought we were naming things we could cheat on"

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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emzpiexx
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 7:10am UTC

Paper cuts: So small… but so evil.

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emzpiexx
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 5:52am UTC

"FORGET ABOUT THE PRICE TAG!"
"Nan, go back in and pay for that!"

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emzpiexx
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 6:33pm UTC

DOES ANYONE ELSE
PICTURE LADY GAGA LIVING IN THE CAPITOL?

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emzpiexx
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 6:30pm UTC

Dear people who question
why girls go to the bathroom together;
Hermione went alone
and got attacked by a troll.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 11:54am UTC

Boys: God you f*cking c*nt!
Adults: Oh well, boys will be boys.
Girls: Sh*t.
Adults: Oh my gosh young ladies should not be cursing! Shame on you! You've brought the devil into our house! Go wash your mouth out with soap.

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emzpiexx
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 7:46am UTC

Money can't buy happiness... But it can buy bacon, and that's pretty damn close. :')

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Blondie_Miss
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June 8, 2012 1:08pm UTC

Please go on iCarly.com
{♥} if you remember where that is from!

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