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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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August 1, 2012 6:05pm UTC

Gram:So you have a boyfriend
Me:I wish..
Gram: Want me to hook you up with one of my friends grandsons
Me: Lol...no.
Gram: Ok but this is what he looks like.
Me:
Gram:
Me:
Gram:
Me:
Gram:
Me: What was his name again?

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Arilena :)*
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October 20, 2012 8:39am UTC

Girl: "Dad, I am a lesbian."
Sister: "Me too dad."
Dad: "So no one here likes guys?!?!?!"
Son: "i do."

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bht2001
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October 19, 2012 4:48pm UTC

My friend: I'm sorry he doesn't like you
Me: It's okay.
My friend: Hey, why are you not upset?
Me: I would be, but that ruins the fun of a crush , does'nt it?
:) true story

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akp1015
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October 19, 2012 7:05pm UTC

me: i made dinner for two
me: looks like i don't have to cook tomorrow
me: lol, forever alone
food:
me:
food:
me:
food:
me: who am i kidding i'll eat it all tonight

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LolSoTrueQuotes
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October 19, 2012 6:27pm UTC

Lol So True: #171
I remember when my best friend was shy and quiet. I created a monster.
lolsotrue.com

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yourcool
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October 18, 2012 6:35pm UTC

how screwd up would it be if
if the last sentence of the harry potter book was "and then harry woke up back in his bed under the staircase."

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envious*
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October 14, 2012 8:21pm UTC

1
I can't even...OMG! You guys are amazing! I am so...moved!
*clicks on it*
Oh...It's just me...
I...gotta...stop...faving...my...own...quotes.

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Kizzie29
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October 17, 2012 6:46pm UTC

In class today:
Teacher: Remember there can't be any talking during the test
Teacher: No passing notes, no communicating, no cheating
Teacher: And for the love of cats, please follow the rules
Me: *speechless*
True story.

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yourcool
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October 15, 2012 8:16pm UTC

when someone yells "shotgun,"
i yell "rosa parks" and sit in the seat and refuse to move.

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MyWittyProfile
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October 15, 2012 5:40pm UTC

*In English*
My crush: ~Cracks his nuckles~
Teacher: DON'T DO THAT! WHEN YOU'RE OLDER YOU'LL HAVE HUGE KNUCKLES AND NO ONE WILL WANT TO DATE YOU!
Me: I would
Teacher: What
Crush: What
Obama: What
Queen: What
E.T: What
Everyone: What

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SuperBass223
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October 19, 2012 4:06pm UTC

I'm supposed to wear a shell but I don't.
SLUG LIFE

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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smileschangepeople
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October 13, 2012 8:12am UTC

Me to crush:
"Hey, so like, I saw this bird, and it was like...a bird."
*walks away and trips over log*

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dinosaur_rawr
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October 11, 2012 4:09pm UTC

RANDOM FACT OF THE DAY
A group of whales is called a 'pod'.

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youdontknowme88
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October 11, 2012 4:16pm UTC

Me talking to a girl I dislike:
Me: Hey, wanna know a really bad habit of yours?
Her: What?
Me: BREATHING.

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emmelove12
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October 11, 2012 3:33pm UTC

Admit it we all want to be Steve Jobs daughter.

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Ashley1D
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October 10, 2012 7:15pm UTC

Me doing my homework:
Me: okay homework time!!
Me: okay I'll start with hmmmmm... How about social studies
Me: *opens binder*
Me: yea okay no
Me: *does same with the rest of homework*
Me: okay ya know what how about SOCIAL studies
Me: starts texting friends

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yourcool
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October 6, 2012 2:54pm UTC

your shoe size can tell your age:
1) take your shoe size
2) muliply it by 5
3) add 50
4) multiply by 20
5) add 1012
6) subtract the year you were born
the 1st digit is your shoe size, while the last digits is your age.

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