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1. emixu926
   posted a quote
   January 10, 2010 3:46pm UTC
   Betty and Veronica #1
   Judge: What other proof can you offer regarding the subject's affection for you?
   Betty: It's right here in my diary. On 371 separate occasions, he said the three magic words to me.
   Judge: You mean "I love you"?
   Betty: No...
   "Where's the remote?"
   *Possible series? Fav if you like :)*
   
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2. emixu926
   posted a quote
   January 1, 2010 11:56am UTC
   Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
   The fear of long words :)
   
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3. emixu926
   posted a quote
   December 22, 2009 5:33pm UTC
   The couple that fights the most is the one most in love
   it shows they ----->care<----- enough
   to notice the other one screwed up
   and x care x enough
   to mention it to the person so they can fix it
   When you stop fighting it means you stopped caring
   
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4. emixu926
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   December 22, 2009 5:08pm UTC
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   Some of the greater things in life
   are unseen
   that's why you close your eyes
   when you kiss, cry, or dream.
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5. emixu926
   posted a quote
   December 11, 2009 5:42pm UTC
   .:&+ I know that I'm not the only one:.
   .:laying on my bed:.
   .:lost in my thoughts:.
   .:about what he really thinks of:.
   .:me:.
   
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6. emixu926
   posted a quote
   December 2, 2009 5:04pm UTC
   Today in gym we were playing >capture the flag<
   and my friend, Rachel , got knocked over
   by |:Matt:| who was trying to get the flag.
   She said that her finger was hurting really badly
   so she went to the nurse.
   Later she comes into lunch wearing a sling and all wrapped up in bandages.
   After lunch we were at recess and our [spanish teacher] asks who did this.
   So, Rachel told her Matt and our spanish teacher yelled at him to come over.
   She asked him what he did to this .:poor little girl:.
   Then Riley yelled,"He PUSHED her!"
   Then we got talking and I was like
   "You should get an apology from him and sue him!"
   Then Rachel was like,
   "I don't want a sorry! I want his MONEY!"
   Later, in LA our teacher was like," What happened!"
   And Jack said
   "He pushed her and pointed and laughed in her face!"
   So she told Matt to go say prayer.
   Then the prayer was talking about how sometimes you do things that aren't nice
   and to help me to be nicer to others.
   We were all cracking up <3
   MLiA
   
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7. emixu926
   posted a quote
   December 1, 2009 6:11pm UTC
   .:.You're not drunk.:.
   ~ If you can lie on the floor ~
   .:.Without holding on.:.
   
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8. emixu926
   posted a quote
   November 12, 2009 7:03pm UTC
   I'm x not x sad
   I'm just tired of putting on my
   happy x face
   
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9. emixu926
   posted a quote
   October 31, 2009 9:38pm UTC
   My friends are like a rainbow
   Ridiculous
   Awsome
   Idiotic
   Nice
   Beautiful
   Outstanding
   Wacky
   
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10. emixu926
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2009 9:29pm UTC
    I didn't fall,
    I just said "hello"
    to the .:[floor]:.
    with my
    ~ f a c e ~
    
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11. emixu926
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2009 9:50am UTC
    _..::The next time someone says::.._
    "Sticks and stones can break my bones
    but words will never hurt me"
    Is going to get a dictionary thrown in their face :)
    *not mine. found it. thought it was funny*
    
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12. emixu926
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2009 9:33am UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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13. emixu926
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2009 3:47pm UTC
    I >>looked<< at him
    He looked back at me
    I .::blinked::.
    &+ he
    *:._.:*[vanished]*:._.:*
    
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14. emixu926
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2009 4:27pm UTC
    * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
    Him: Wait, baby, come back! I didn't mean that.
    Her: Oh yeah? What about the day before?
    Him: I didn't mean that either.
    Her: And last week?
    Him: That too
    Her: Lier.
    * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
    
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15. emixu926
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2009 9:17am UTC
    : You make me smile like the sun :
    fall out of bed
    sing like bird
    dizzy in my head
    spin like a record
    crazy on a Sunday night
    You make me dance like a fool
    forget how to breathe
    shine like gold
    buzz like a bee
    just the thought of you can drive me wild
    : oh, you make me smile :
    Smile ~ Uncle Kracker
    
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16. emixu926
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2009 5:22pm UTC
    Déjá Vu
    [Now where have I seen this before?]
    
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17. emixu926
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2009 5:27pm UTC
    What is heck?
    Heck is a place
    where you go
    when you disobey gosh
    the father of jeez.
    *not mine. i found it off the internet*
    
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18. emixu926
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2009 1:50pm UTC
    Happy Birthday to me!
    My Birthday is September 26. The day after one of my besties!
    
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19. emixu926
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2009 5:08pm UTC
    Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
    The boys don't want to reach for the good ones
    because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
    Instead, they get the rotten apples from the ground
    that aren't as good, but easy.
    So the apples up top think something wrong with them
    when in reality they're amazing.
    They just have to wait for the right boy to come along,
    the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree
    
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20. emixu926
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2009 4:50pm UTC
    He who -[laughs]- last
    didn't get the (*joke*)
    
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