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eminem1017
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September 28, 2011 1:41pm UTC

I'm supposed to be taking a test right now...
~whatever~

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eminem1017
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September 27, 2011 8:52pm UTC

Fave this if you're a boy and you go on witty like a boss(:

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eminem1017
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September 22, 2011 7:07pm UTC

HOW GUYS FLIRT 101♥:
> He stares at you a lot
> He hitsyou a lot(playfully)
>He uses the first thing that pops into his head to starta converstaion with you
>He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
> He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
> His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
> You hung up on him. He called you back
> You where invited by him to a group outing
>He called you to talk about nothing at all.
> He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
> He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
> He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
>He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)
Now make a wish.
Ok stop!!
Your wish will come true if you re-post this; *if you don't feel like reposting however; please just send out some hope to those who need it

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eminem1017
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September 17, 2011 1:09pm UTC

fav if your a freshiee(:

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eminem1017
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September 17, 2011 12:03pm UTC

i need to start collecting cats, for when i'm alone forever</3

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September 17, 2011 9:57am UTC

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eminem1017
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February 8, 2011 4:07pm UTC

I've screwed up 63% of my teenage life!
[] Kissed someone before dating
[] Gotten a phone taken away at school
[x] Gotten caught chewing gum
[] Gotten caught cheating on a test
Total so far: 1
[x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
[x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
[x] Turned at least 2 projects in late
[] Missed school just because you felt like it
[x]Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total so far: 5
[] Got your mom, dad, sister etc to get you out of school
[x] Text people during class
[x] Passed notes
[x] Threw stuff across the room
[x] Laughed at the teacher
Total so far: 9
[x] Took pictures during school hours
[x] Called someone during school hours
[x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
Total so far: 12
[] Threw something at the teacher
[x] Went outside the classroom without permission
[x] Broke the dress code
[x] Failed a class
[x] Ate food during class
Total so far: 16
[] Been called the worst student
[] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
[] Didn't take your stuff to school
[x] Given a teacher "the finger" when they weren't looking
Total so far: 17
[x] Faked your parents signature
[] Slept in class
[x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
[x] Copied homework
[] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
[x] Thrown food in the lunch room
Total so far:21
Then ya multiply by 3 then bam! ya got ur answer
mulit

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eminem1017
posted a quote
February 3, 2011 5:31pm UTC

Yo mama
is like home depot. 48 cents a screw!

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eminem1017
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February 3, 2011 5:30pm UTC

Yo mama
is like rail road tracks! she gets laid all around the world!

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eminem1017
posted a quote
February 3, 2011 5:29pm UTC

Your so fake Barbie buys you at the store!

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eminem1017
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January 27, 2011 8:01am UTC

You can pick your nose,
you can pick your friends,
But you can't pick your friends nose!

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eminem1017
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January 20, 2011 3:01pm UTC

Write in my new chat box! it's on my profile:)

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eminem1017
posted a quote
January 13, 2011 3:46pm UTC

Type your name with yournose! and plz keep it going
la5yem- haahaa lauren im cool!
qao6sswaq- alyssa haha im rong
aqloexaq- Alexa haha
shannon- shannon 1rite
janine- Janine :D
swte3ph- steph haha
nichole-nichole YESSSSS
ash- ash:D
kylee- kylee=)
amber- =D
caereloleyu- carley =0 OH NO!
rachel- ha! own!
wsop0yi8aq- Sophia! haha! I stink!
dc045raqol9- im awesome!!! hah Coralie
jqeer6-Maddy haha i suck
emilt6-Emily roflshimpimp
waedt4ri--Adri (I losee) hahaa.
ghashbhb6y7- gabby :] im bad!
frallonh-fallon I SUCK lol
sasnmnmyhj- sammy(: .. yeshh i rockk
kelaeryb- Kelsey/ woah :) (pinkypromise66)
+er9hn-erin(:
nhaqalias (Natalia)
h34ooq-Bella (wow I was off)!!
cdhylooe (chloe wow that was fun!)
camila =Camila (gogolets)
asled3xduw= alexis(:
tayjaqy6= taylor:}
missylolo= Missy<3:D
Dilara = Dilara [Lmao xD]
gfamze = Gamze :D (so closee !)
haley= haley : D
Jasmine=Jasmine (ninja;)
emily= emily!

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eminem1017
posted a quote
January 11, 2011 1:27pm UTC

Where the f**k is my period food?!
i love my family<3

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January 6, 2011 5:52pm UTC

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eminem1017
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January 6, 2011 2:46pm UTC

BLACK AND YELLOW
♥♥♥♥♥♥
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eminem1017
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January 5, 2011 2:53pm UTC

Girl: Can i go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Is it an emergency?
Girl: Do you want blood all over my seat?
Teacher: Go ahead...

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eminem1017
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January 4, 2011 5:31pm UTC

Today my math teacher wrote 69 in huge letters on the board and said start talkin'. He made us explain it to him and he wrote every thing down. i think his wife is going to be happy tonight!
MLIA♥
~all mine. no jocking~

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eminem1017
posted a quote
January 4, 2011 5:13pm UTC

Get out your mp3 player
Put it on shuffle
Write down te songs that come on
Do not cheat and skip songs
Opening Credits: I get crazy-Nicki Minaj
Waking Up: I need a doctor-Eminem
First Day of School: Somebody to love-Justin Bieber
Falling in Love: Monster-Kanye West
Fight Song: Hey Mama-Black Eyed Peas
Breaking Up: First Dance-Justin Bieber
Studying/Working: Check it out-Will.I.Am/Nicki Minaj
Life: My Bubble Gum-Rasheeda
Mental Breakdown: Me love-Sean Kingston
Sunny Day: Touch my body-Mariah Carey
Rainy Day: Bottoms Up-Trey songs
Party/Dance Music: The cupid shuffle
Driving: Your Love-Nicki Minaj
Sleeping/Dreaming: I wanna rock-Snoop Dogg
Nightmares: Don’t stop beleivin’-Glee
Flashback: Let’s Get retarded-Black Eyed Peas
Wedding: Shake-Jesse McCartney
Birth of a child: Right through me-Nicki Minaj
Final Battle: We r who we r
Death Scene: Rude boy-Rihanna
Funeral Song: Without you-Spongebob
End Credits: Only Girl In The World-Rihanna

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eminem1017
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January 4, 2011 6:46am UTC

Elementry school: Mom! Do I have to take a shower?!?!
Middle School: Mom! I'm taking a shower!
High School: Can my Girl/Boyfriend come?!?!?!
ALL MINE NO JOCKING!

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