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eminem1017
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December 29, 2011 2:43pm UTC

I thought that HE was perfect. Until he told me his dirty little secret.
Vent sesh anyone? :/

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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hotchick123
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April 10, 2012 7:11pm UTC

Laughing hard when I saw this
You know you ghetto,
When you wash
Paper plates.
It was funny.
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For a follow?
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Ξjulietechoecho

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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poohbear102396
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March 8, 2012 4:59pm UTC

I want a boy,
who would shove ice cream in my face.
Who would wrestle with me.
Who shows me off to his friends & family.
Who treats me with respect.
Who would call me at four in the morning
just to tell me that he can't stop thinking about me.
Who sings to me, even if he can't.
Who could break my heart, but would never even dream of it.❤
NMF

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dInOsAuR13
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 7:13pm UTC

When youv'e been called
ugly more than a few times, its very hard to be
convinced otherwise♥
f
fc DamnnTaylerx

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ilikakada
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February 22, 2012 2:58pm UTC

I won't be satisfied with 'okay'. And I can't be okay with 'alright'.
So point me to the edge of life I'll stand up on my toes,
Stretch my fingers out to love and bring it back here
<3 </3 <3

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xbb21
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 5:40pm UTC

That beautiful moment
When a prank call lasts for 20 minutes.
(Oh, old people...)

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Softball2112
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 8:29pm UTC

Thoughts after school;;
-FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD-
-I wonder what snacks we have?-
-My back hurts...-
-Did we have homework?-
-FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD-
-I need a nap...-
-FACEBOOK.-
-Witty, i missed you.-
-I need to change, these skinny jeans suck..-
-I looked like that today!? WHY DIDNT SOMEONE TELL ME?-
-FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD-
Format by Sandrasaurus

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kclove5
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February 20, 2012 9:23pm UTC


I listen to music very loud so I can't even hear my own thinking.

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givingyoumyheart
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 4:29pm UTC

Dude, that camping trip was
In tents
fave if you get it (;

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dreamingisbelieving
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 11:02am UTC

Always be yourself
unless you can be a unicorn
ALWAYS be a unicorn

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QuQu101
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February 19, 2012 10:27am UTC

Wife: *sees husband on phone* Who is this?
Husband: It's Jake from State Farm.
Wife: What are you wearing "Jake from State Farm"?
Jake: Uh, khakis?
Wife: She sounds hideous.
Husband: Well she's a guy, so.

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smallsophiex
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 6:34pm UTC

i will stop loving
you when. .
sponge bob gets his drivers license♥

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YouAreLovedXo
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 4:30pm UTC

Typing. Like. This. Doesn't. Make. Your. Point. Any. Stronger. It. Makes. It. Look. Like. Your. Computer. Has. Asthma.

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SexiLexiRocks
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February 17, 2012 4:58pm UTC

I am sofa king wee todd ed! LOL :)
nmq

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BlackButterflies
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February 17, 2012 4:58pm UTC

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BravoSierra
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February 16, 2012 2:35pm UTC

credittofuckerr
Teachers call it cheating.
I prefer teamwork.

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mcherry25
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February 16, 2012 6:49pm UTC

I've had a bad cold for a few days, so I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to get him sick, so I was just going to give him a hug. He looked at me and said, " I dont care. It will be worth it." and kissed me.(: I love my boyfriend!<3

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soccerloverx03x
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February 14, 2012 6:30pm UTC

We all know a girl
That is obsessed with horses.
nmq.nmf!

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