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IFeelLikeDancing_Tonightxx
posted a quote
October 10, 2011 8:14am UTC

Original: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
and they're like, "it's better than yours"
Damn right, it's better than yours.
I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.
Old English: Mine milkshake bringeth all yon gentlefolks to mine yard and lo they reply, "'Tis better than thine..." Verily, 'tis better than thine! I could apprentice thee, but I would levy a fee t
Literal: My whipped iced dairy drink brings the attention of many males to my place of residence and/or employment, and they declare that its quality far surpasses that of yours. Absolutely, it far surpasses yours. I could convey to you the proverbial recipe, but i would have to demand compensation.
Limerick: Through stereophonic tubes Comes a girl rapping mixes and grooves
and though you would think
Her topic was iced drink
it's really all about her boobs
Haiku: Boys, drawn to my yard
Their words in chorus singing
Your milkshake loses
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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
October 2, 2011 4:09pm UTC

♥
that moment when you
burst out crying alone in your room,
and you realize that no one
truly knows how unhappy you are
because you don't want anyone to know
♥

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duckysayssmile
posted a quote
October 2, 2011 1:04pm UTC

I just want his friends to look at me,
and say, "Damn, you really screwed up letting her go." ♥

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Chung615
posted a quote
September 29, 2011 9:31pm UTC

haters are like crickets.
crickets make a lot of noise.
you hear them, you cant see them,
as you walk right past them, their quiet.
-Wiz Khalifa.

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JupiterDr0ps
posted a quote
September 27, 2011 11:52pm UTC

Sometimes you wish
for something so badly,
that you get your hopes up
too high, then you just end up
getting disappointed. ♥

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emilyoxoxo
posted a quote
September 27, 2011 8:52pm UTC

I want a witty best friend,
A r e a l w i t t y b e s t f r i e n d ,
not someone who will talk to me for a while, then give up. not someone who i will loose in three months or loose because i can no longer trust her.
I want a witty best friend that actually proves she's trust worthy, take in my entire life story and not tell any of my secrets or befriend my enemies.
Someone to text, I*m, facebook and meet.
Someone who will understand me and not judge me. Any takers?
*~NMF/NMQ Just Really Need One(: Credit to:Jayciecutie021~*

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KATZ101
posted a quote
September 27, 2011 10:32pm UTC

i don't know whats more awkward,
Answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you.
♥
NMfnmq

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haha_no
posted a quote
September 27, 2011 9:17pm UTC

I fight my own battles.
LOL JK Pikachu I choose you

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
September 28, 2011 4:42pm UTC

I Promised Myself
I wouldn't go back to you, so I keep going back to memories of us instead.
b u t i t j u s t i s n ' t t h e s a m e

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heytherepolarbear
posted a quote
September 28, 2011 4:19pm UTC

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The walk of shame
when you have to put something back in a store after your mom says no.
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Kalliefornia
posted a quote
September 27, 2011 8:49pm UTC

HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GROW UP,
IF WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO GO INTO THE WORLD,
TRY NEW THINGS, AND TAKE SOME RISKS?
- HALLOWEENTOWN

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ShoutingYourName
posted a quote
September 28, 2011 3:24pm UTC

A boy's sleepy voice
is seriously the sexiest shittt ever.

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
September 27, 2011 8:03pm UTC

Here comes another
Sleepless night & you’re the only thing,
That's on my mind ♥
format credit: damnnTaylerx

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KaTi3Gx3
posted a quote
September 27, 2011 10:35pm UTC

A witty best friend?
Sound's good to me!♥
-comment?

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no_one_is_perfect
posted a quote
September 26, 2011 7:50pm UTC

I wonder what it feels like
To be that perfect girl everybody likes

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koolkev41
posted a quote
September 17, 2011 5:02pm UTC

Perry the platypus! How unexpected! and by
unexpected, i mean COMPLETELY EXPECTED!!!
like this if you know where this is from :)

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EdwardScissorhands
posted a quote
September 17, 2011 4:08pm UTC

click to see this quote

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emilyeelovesyouh
posted a quote
September 14, 2011 11:44pm UTC

Tounge Twister (:
I hope you can do it (:
Coomment or post on my wall if you have more (: comment it you go this one :P
------ here it is -----
Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See,Which made Soar sore. Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw .So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw .But it

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An'*
posted a quote
September 14, 2011 5:55pm UTC

your beautiful eyes
stare right in to mine. and sometimes i think of you late at night, i don't know why. ♥

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