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emilyfloyd

1. emilyfloyd
   posted a quote
   October 27, 2012 5:57pm UTC
   dont you just hate it when stupid chicks edit
   their pictures with "bestiez" and "hot" and
   kiss marks and love hearts...
   and im like:
   Dude. Please can I punch you in the face.
   mq nmf
   
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2. emilyfloyd
   posted a quote
   October 27, 2012 5:55pm UTC
   i don't like morning people...
   or mornings... or people for that matter.
   nmf nmq
   
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3. emilyfloyd
   posted a quote
   October 20, 2012 11:40am UTC
   I HAVE A DIG BICK.
   you that read wrong,
   you read that wrong too.
   
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4. emilyfloyd
   posted a quote
   October 20, 2012 11:35am UTC
   WHAT I IF TOLD YOU
   YOU READ THE FIRST LINE WRONG.
   
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5. emilyfloyd
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   October 20, 2012 11:32am UTC
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6. emilyfloyd
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   October 20, 2012 11:29am UTC
   My friends have boyfriends.
   And I'm just there like...
   "Meep."
   
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7. emilyfloyd
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   October 20, 2012 11:27am UTC
   i need a wee.
   
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8. emilyfloyd
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   October 20, 2012 11:18am UTC
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9. emilyfloyd
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   October 20, 2012 11:15am UTC
   Don't open your curtains. Don't peep outta that window. Don't be the sad, sad little girl you think you are. Step outside. Bring your heart. Bring your mind, bring some LIGHT.
   -emilyfloyd
   (aellyniq's format).
   
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10. emilyfloyd
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 11:10am UTC
    I spent five minutes fixing a broken clock yesterday.
    At least, I think it was five minutes...
    
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11. emilyfloyd
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    October 20, 2012 11:07am UTC
    that time when you hugged me, i didnt want to let go<3
    it was magical. i laughed and said "get off" but i really
    wanted to hold hands with you, and cuddle you. make you smile.
    make you want me. not the other way round.
    
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12. emilyfloyd
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 10:53am UTC
    “Who are you to judge the life I live?
    I know I'm not perfect
    -and I don't live to be-
    but before you start pointing fingers...
    make sure you hands are clean!”
    ― Bob Marley
    
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13. emilyfloyd
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 10:51am UTC
    HEY DUDE, ARE YOU READY TO PARTY?!?!?! :D
    Oh, gosh, that's the first time I've ever been asked to party! Urm... sure! I'd love to :3
    Oooh... I'm sorry. Sent that message to the wrong person... :s Bye now.
    Oh... But I wanna party :'c
    
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14. emilyfloyd
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 10:47am UTC
    I hate you.
    I hate you too.
    I love you.
    
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15. emilyfloyd
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    October 20, 2012 10:40am UTC
    Got a secret,
    Can you keep it?
    Swear this one you'll save.
    Better lock it,
    In your pocket,
    Taking this one to the grave.
    If I show you,
    Then I know you won't tell what I said,
    'Cos two can keep a secret,
    If one of them is dead.
    ❤ this quote if you know what that songs off!
    
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16. emilyfloyd
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 10:35am UTC
    You can pretend you don't know me. See if that works. But you do. You do know me. So, I just want to say:
    Thanks for memories. Even though they weren't so great.
    
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17. emilyfloyd
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    October 20, 2012 10:29am UTC
    Girl: Please can I go to the toilet?
    Teacher: Well, are you desperate to go?
    Girl: Erm... yep!
    Teacher: Okay, be quick.
    Girl: *Goes to toilets*
    ~~~~ 15 Minutes Later~~~~
    Girl: *Walks back into classroom with new hairstyle*
    
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18. emilyfloyd
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 12:48pm UTC
    Me: *Breathes*
    Mom: RIGHT. THAT'S IT. YOU'RE GROUNDED.
    
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19. emilyfloyd
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    October 8, 2012 12:45pm UTC
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20. emilyfloyd
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 1:25pm UTC
    i hate it when you think an ad is a quote.
    
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