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emilydesroro
posted a quote
January 29, 2012 8:48pm UTC

Girl gets up in the morning: spends 2 hours showering, dressing nicely, putting on makeup, doing her hair, and in the end still says "I'm so ugly". Boy gets up in the morning: Spends 15 minutes showering, eating breakfast, and putting on Wal-Mart tees and says "I am a sexy beast".

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emilydesroro
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January 27, 2012 8:18pm UTC

top quote-fave this if you arn't one of those kids who, everytime they make a quote, it becomes a top quote

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emilydesroro
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 6:07pm UTC

when you walk into a dark bathroom
and your mind is just like
"You know whats a fun game, Bloody Mary!"

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emilydesroro
posted a quote
January 22, 2012 7:19pm UTC

that akward moment when you hit a wall and automatically look to see if monkeys are chasing you
temple run

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emilydesroro
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January 21, 2012 3:23pm UTC

gum is my drug
friends are my dealers
teachers are the cops
longer time with brases is my consequence

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emilydesroro
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 9:48pm UTC

he said "god bless you" and look straight at me
then I realized I didn't sneeze
the person behind me sneezed
Am I that invisable to you?

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emilydesroro
posted a quote
January 17, 2012 3:55pm UTC

dear teacher,
Honestly, the gross nail polish on my skin around my nail is more fasinating than you talking.
sincerly, I don't care, shut up, you're boring me

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emilydesroro
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 6:44pm UTC

I can lisen to Cody Simpson all day,
I can only lisen to Justin Bieber one time

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emilydesroro
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 6:40pm UTC

ExtraordinHarry
PhenomemNiall
FabuLouis
BrilLiam
AmaZayn
1Dfull ♥♥

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emilydesroro
posted a quote
January 13, 2012 7:45pm UTC

whats up with guys sticking out there tounges in profile pictures on facebook!?!?!

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emilydesroro
posted a quote
January 13, 2012 7:26pm UTC

louldly asking
"what do we do when we are done"
when you finish your test,
just to let everyone that you finished the test before all of them

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emilydesroro
posted a quote
January 10, 2012 4:07pm UTC

water bed
where fish sleep

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emilydesroro
posted a quote
January 9, 2012 7:07pm UTC

twinkies is filing for bankruptcy
life=very sad
childhood obesity just had to go and ruin it for the rest of us
jk!
but a part of our, and our parent's childhood is gone

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emilydesroro
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 9:06pm UTC

Sadly tommorow might be the last day of witty. I just want to say that witty is amazing, no, more than amazing, phemominal! I hope we did enough to save witty, I know we all care about it and tried our hardest to delet quotes with swearing, but if not, I just want to say good bye to all the beautiful people who made witty a great place. We all will miss it. Thank you Steve.
Hopefully not goodbye

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emilydesroro
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 9:13pm UTC

so witty is on the brink of losing google sponsership becasue of swearing,
yet jenna marble videos still have those adds,
and she drops the F bomb every other 15 seconds!
very confused

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emilydesroro
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 6:50pm UTC

roses are red,
facebook is blue,
no mutual friends,
who in the world are you?
nmq

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emilydesroro
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 6:06pm UTC

At my orthodontics aponitment
cheacking my braces
the assistant: Wow, that wire is pretty long. Has it been bothering you?
*fingers in my mouth*
me, up-side-down, two hands in my mouth: gweul, ahhhu raahreyi ghavnd godshints
(^well, I really haven't noticed^)

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emilydesroro
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 5:28pm UTC

3-in-1
shampoo
conditioner
bodywash
ultimate lazyness

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emilydesroro
posted a quote
January 3, 2012 10:00pm UTC

I don't know why
but shaped macaroni and cheese just
tastes better than the regular elbows

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emilydesroro
posted a quote
January 3, 2012 9:48pm UTC

when your hair falls into your soup and then it's really greasy on the tips

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