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Mouselover990
posted a quote
October 10, 2012 3:21pm UTC

Please stop.
Stop looking at me.
Stop judging me.
Stop picking out my flaws.
Stop giving me weird looks.
Stop lying to me.
Stop laughing at me.
Stop.
Just stop.
Because I can't take it anymore.

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_lifeisamazing
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 4:58pm UTC

Me: *Logs onto Facebook.*
Me: *Sees this picture
* Like if you love ice cream! Ignore if you hate your family.
Me: Sigh *Logs back on to Witty.*

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kirosame21
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 6:12pm UTC

How the VMAs Should Have Been Given Out
Damian: Three for you One Direction!
Damian: You go One Direction!
Damian: And none for Justin Bieber.
Damian: Bye.

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ArianaS
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September 17, 2012 8:44pm UTC

me: *flips hair*
nobody: gets overwhelmed

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sammy*
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September 17, 2012 9:56pm UTC

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I'm the kind of girl that can have tears streaming down my face, but still insist that i'm fine.
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DenaAnn
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 4:31pm UTC

&she tries her hardest to look good
but she still feels ugly.

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sammy*
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 10:28am UTC

Fact:
the first person you think of
in the morning and
the last person you think of
at night is either the cause
of your happiness,
or the cause
of your
pain.
nmf

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 1:16pm UTC

I don't understand why
G@y marriage can't be legal. If two people love each other, it shouldn't matter whether they're both women, both men, or a man and woman.
»»»click the {♥}if you support gay marriage

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Juliiiaaaxox
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 5:49pm UTC

My voice is girly when I talk to strangers.
But when I'm with my friends I turn into Morgan Freeman

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sammy*
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 10:33pm UTC

Yes, I made a mistake,
no, you don't have to remind me all the time.
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1dferret
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 8:24pm UTC

The Awkward Moment When...
you are in the bathroom and run out of toilet paper

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 1:22pm UTC

First thing a girl says when it rains?
MY HAIR.

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CalmDownCurly
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 9:32pm UTC

*While taking a test*
Random Kid In the Back: *Starts singing Whistle REALLY loudly*
Me: Is anyone going to tell him to shut up?
Me: Really? No one?
Whole Class: *Joins In*
Everyone: Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby-
Teacher: LET ME KNOW!, GIRL I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO DO IT-
*Awkward silence*
Teacher: Oh, so that's how it's gonna be? I was just trying to be the "cool teacher" for a minute there...

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LolSoTrueQuotes
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 9:49pm UTC

Lol So True: #100
Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things women remember.
lolsotrue.com

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Justsomeday
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 9:57pm UTC

Romeo and Juliet is not a love story.
It's a 3-day relationship between a 13 year old
and a 17 year old that caused 6 deaths.
Sincerely,
everyone who actually read it.

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MalloryTomlinson
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 4:54pm UTC

I can't stand this whole not seeing you thing.

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LacedRibbon
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 3:29pm UTC

Epic True Story
I was in McDonalds with my friends and we decided to eat in the play pen area...
While we were eatting, we saw that a little girl,idk how old she was... was having a birthday party.
She had a cake with Zac Efron on it.
She ran up to us smiling and said, "it's my birtday!"
We said happy birthday.
She said, "Do you like my cake? It has Zac Efron on it!!!"
We said we liked her cake.
Then she said, "When I eat it, Zac Efron is going to be inside me!"
My friend turned to her and said, with a straight face, "Well you're a lucky girl. I would like Zac Efron inside of me too."
Even though the little girl didn't get what my friend was saying, her mom made us leave the play pen area. lol
Day=Made.

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dearoceantown*
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 4:23pm UTC

*Talking to teacher*
Me: Hey, I know a secret about you!
Teacher: What is it?
Me: YOU SHOWER NAKED!
Teacher: I DO ALOT OF THINGS NAKED.
Me:.....
True Story

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Oreos
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 3:01pm UTC

How to survive a Horror Movie.
1.Never be the hero.
2.Never say 'I'll be right back'
3.Don't be curious or suspicious.
4.Always look back.
5.Don't fall over that imaginary branch.
6.Never go somewhere alone.
7.Get weapons.
8.Hide in the fridge.I'm pretty sure the killer won't want snacks.
9. Don't look through peep holes. You'll end up with one eye
10.Remember,only retards go upstairs when a killer's attacking.
11.Don't yell 'Hello' when you're alone.The killer is hardly going to reply with 'Sup Bro?Wanna
play some MW3?'
12.If it's not behind you,it's above you.Fact.
13.Don't be a smartass and try to anger the killer.You'll be the next target.
14.If it's dead,leave it alone.
15.Don't start making out with your new hot boyfriend/girlfriend/cat in the car.
16. Always listen to the old creepy guy who says there's danger ahead.
He's right.
17.It isn't your dog licking your hand. Your dog is dead.
18.If you think the monster is dead,IT'S NOT.
19.Don't go searching for something in the basement,even if the lights have gone out.
20.Make sure your gas tank is full.
21. Get a boyfriend. He'll die first which will give you more time to run.
22.You're an idiot if you think stabbing the killer is a good idea.
23.Learn to clib trees,sweetie.
24.Blood=Somebody has died/is dying.
25.Only stupid people use lamps as weapons.
26.If you get a phone call while babysitting that consists of 'Have you checked the kids?',you
just might want to make a run for it.Forget the kids,let's care about ourselves.
27.Nightmares are never just mightmares.
28.Moving to Elm Street is a bad idea,unless you want to stay up late every night. WOO RAVE!
29.Don't buy a cheap house in the middle of nowhere.
30.RUN B/ITCH RUN.

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