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1. BlackButterflies
   posted a quote
   July 28, 2012 2:23am UTC
   So I saw this on YouTube on a Justin Bieber song:
   I don't usually listen to JB but this song is really good!
   JBsGurl4ever 4 hours ago
   Are you sure, JBsGurl4ever?
   JBsGurl4ever
   JBSGurl4ever.
   are you sure you don't usually listen to him?
   are you sure?
   
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2. sydkid123
   posted a quote
   July 31, 2012 2:05pm UTC
   olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all the laws of physics, does 10 back flips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the backround
   me: falls on my face trying to put on socks
   
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3. xstaybeautiful
   posted a quote
   July 28, 2012 9:18pm UTC
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4. h0peful
   posted a quote
   July 12, 2012 4:03am UTC
   Me: i should start working out
   Me: *stands up*
   Me: okay that's good
   © format by: h0peful. quote from: tumblr.
   
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5. jimmy365
   posted a quote
   August 2, 2012 6:23pm UTC
   i love running through
   hotel hallways.
   nmq
   
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6. yourcool
   posted a quote
   June 20, 2012 9:21pm UTC
   When the weirdest kid in your grade is
   in a relationship and you're still forever alone.
   
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7. Stiff_Smile
   posted a quote
   June 20, 2012 5:50pm UTC
   Here's to the Wittians:
   Who don't fave their own quotes.
   
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8. Juliiiaaaxox
   posted a quote
   June 20, 2012 7:00pm UTC
   Shrek 1 came out 11 years ago
   Monsters Inc came out 11 years ago
   Dylan and Cole sprouse are 20 years old
   Miley Cyrus is engaged
   Hillary Duff is a mom
   That's So Raven has been off air for 6 years
   Lizzie McGuire ended 9 years ago
   Feel Old?
   
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9. nicoleypoleyoley
   posted a quote
   June 20, 2012 8:11pm UTC
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10. lonelyriver008
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    elementary school: I went to bed at 10
    everyone: omg thats so cool
    middle school: I went to bed at 10
    everyone: wow loser
    high school: I went to bed at 10
    everyone: omg luckyyyy
    college: I went to bed at 10
    everyone: is that even possible
    
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11. Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 7:46pm UTC
    So many girls want a guy to save them.
    But one did, 2012 years ago †
    Thank you Jesus, for saving me.
    
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12. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.
    
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13. jimmy365
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    Be curious,
    not judgmental.
    
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14. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.
    
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15. yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 7:37pm UTC
    That mini heart attack when
    you're taking a shower and your foot slips.
    
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16. yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 5:16pm UTC
    when i turn 18 and my parents try to get me to do something
    I'll just be like "Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf."
    
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17. yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    When someone next to you magically has
    the pencil you were using and you're there like, "hmm, I like your pencil."
    
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18. yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 6:57pm UTC
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19. yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    Age is just a number?
    I stole $100 from your wallet and replaced it with a $5.
    but don't worry, they're just numbers.
    
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20. _CoolStoryBro_
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    daily schedule:
    1. skip a meal,
    2. avoid people,
    3. fake a smile,
    4. cry,
    5. die a little,
    6. repeat.
    
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