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  1. xxoliviaxx226 xxoliviaxx226
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 11:09pm UTC
    fave&comment
    and I will write something
    inspirational on
    your profile:)

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 2:59pm UTC
    ever wonder if the money in your wallet
    has even been in a strippers panties? bet you are now.

  3. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    DID YOU KNOW?
    That if you put your ear up against a strangers leg,
    you can hear them say:
    WTF are you doing?!
    format by jimmy365

  4. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    T H A T G L O R I O U S M O M E N T
    WHE N
    yOU'RE CUTTING RAPPING PAPER AND YOUR SCISSORS BEGIN TO
    g L I D E

  5. justsoccer1234 justsoccer1234
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 6:36pm UTC
    It is better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
    - Eleanor Roosevelt

  6. Maddynicole16 Maddynicole16
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 10:10pm UTC
    ' . . . we loved with a love that was more than love . . . '
    ~Edgar Allen Poe

  7. xxoliviaxx226 xxoliviaxx226
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    I gave you space so you could breathe,
    I kept mydistance so you'd be free,
    and I hope you find that missing piece
    to bring you back to me♥

  8. BlueEyedCutie BlueEyedCutie
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. AlexisCoral AlexisCoral
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    Drama.
    (Noun)
    When Sarah likes Mike but Mike is going out with Jane, when Jane actually likes Dylan but Dylan likes Sarah, so Dylan asks out Sarah and Jane gets mad and breakes up with Mike so she can go out with Dylan, Then Sarah asks out Eric instead, and Eric likes Hannah and Hannah likes Mike so Hannah asks Mike out and Jane gets jealous so she tries to make up with Mike.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 5:51pm UTC
    You don't like me?
    It's okay.
    I don't like myself that much either.

  12. TaraDawnn TaraDawnn
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    Maybe girls play hard to get,
    because guys play hard to keep.

  13. neversaynever16 neversaynever16
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 7:39pm UTC

    I Don't Care How Many Warnings I get, I am still going to eat raw
    COOKIE DOUGH
    neversaynever16follow for a follow :)

  14. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    whenever i'm really tired and go to bed early:
    brain: "lollll, just kiddin'! It's time to partayyy!"
    feet: "i'm cold. like really cold. i might fall off."
    hair: "i am going to get in your face and irritate you."
    pillow: "i am secretly filled with rocks!"
    ears: "hey, those trees creaking outside sound kind of like something from paranormal activity!"
    me: -_- "fine, i'll go on witty then..."

  15. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    Without the little voice in your head
    you wouldn't be able to read this.

  16. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 3:58pm UTC
    Those certain people you
    don't like texting
    because they're
    emotionless robots.

  17. ispeakonlytruth ispeakonlytruth
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    K
    Every kiss begins with K ;)
    Too bad ugly begins with U.
    ....
    nmf.

  18. xxoliviaxx226 xxoliviaxx226
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 4:27pm UTC
    """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
    She comes off as strong,
    But maybe shes
    lying
    She acts like nothings wrong
    But really shes dying
    """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
    folllow me ill follow back
    jayciecutie01's format

  19. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 3:37pm UTC
    A girl's laughter
    is much more cheerful than a boy's.
    But a boy's cry
    is a lot more meaningful than a girl's.

  20. QuQu101 QuQu101
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 11:47am UTC
    I don't know you, but
    you're on witty so there's
    obviously something right with you

:)

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