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em_gurgle14
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November 2, 2011 9:45pm UTC

If couples who are
in love are called
"love birds" ,
Then couples
who always fight
should be called
"angry birds".

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em_gurgle14
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November 1, 2011 8:43am UTC

Things Longer Than Kim Kardshian's Marriage #2
Voldemort's Nose

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em_gurgle14
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October 29, 2011 10:40pm UTC

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em_gurgle14
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October 29, 2011 8:29pm UTC

Singing a song, that you barely know the words to,
Then when that 15 second part that you know is coming up, you own it!

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em_gurgle14
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October 29, 2011 8:25pm UTC

Love is rare,
life is strange.
Nothing lasts,
& people change.
♥

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em_gurgle14
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October 27, 2011 10:10pm UTC

Click the "♥"
If you're going trick-or-treating, and you're 12+

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em_gurgle14
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October 26, 2011 8:09pm UTC

Every year,
I realize how stupid
I was the year before.

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em_gurgle14
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October 26, 2011 8:07pm UTC

It's a joke, not a dick.
Don't take it too hard..

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em_gurgle14
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October 26, 2011 3:55pm UTC

If you're going to cheat on your beautiful girlfriend with an ugly hoe, go plank in traffic.

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em_gurgle14
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October 25, 2011 10:01pm UTC

If you want to cry, use a tissue, not your Facebook status.

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em_gurgle14
posted a quote
October 25, 2011 9:53pm UTC

Dear Disney Channel,
Not all of your starts need singing careers.
Sincerely,
They Sound Like Crap Live.

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em_gurgle14
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October 25, 2011 9:45pm UTC

Stalking is such a strong word., I look at it as "Intense research on an individual"

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em_gurgle14
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October 24, 2011 5:33pm UTC

I don't care who you are, you've danced in front of a security camera at least ONCE.

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em_gurgle14
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October 24, 2011 4:57pm UTC

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em_gurgle14
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October 23, 2011 9:53pm UTC

Seeing that
>>>>>> kid in your class
and thinking
yeah in 10 years he's most likely to be
a. a psycho killer
b. a serial rapist
c. a terrorist
or
d. creepy child molestor

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em_gurgle14
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October 15, 2011 11:33am UTC

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em_gurgle14
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October 15, 2011 9:01am UTC

The Song "I Whip My Hair Back And Forth" Must Be Really Depressing To Bald People.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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em_gurgle14
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October 15, 2011 1:48am UTC

I WISH MY CLOTHES WERE SUICIDAL.....
THAT WAY,THEY COULD HANG THEMSELVES.

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em_gurgle14
posted a quote
October 15, 2011 1:40am UTC

What People Say After A Movie
Finishes In The Theaters:
5% : I Can't Wait To See The Sequel.
5% : That Was Great Acting.
90% : I Gotta Pea.
♥

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em_gurgle14
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October 14, 2011 11:15pm UTC

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